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The Possum, the Redwood Tree, and the Kidney Bean: "Our Ancestors"

A Spoof on Evolution Theory

 
The theory of evolution teaches that living things are becoming more complex as time progresses. Because the chromosomes in living matter are one of the most complex bits of matter in the known universe, it would seem logical to assume that organisms with the least number of chromosomes were the first ones to evolve and those with the most chromosomes are the end result of millions of years of evolution experimenting to increase complexity in living organisms. From the chart, it is "obvious" that we all started off as penicillium with only 2 chromosomes, and that we slowly evolved into fruit flies. After many "millions of years" we turned into tomatoes (or house flies) and so on, until we reached the human stage with 46 chromosomes. One of our ancestors must have been one of the identical triplets—opossums, redwood trees, and kidney beans—with 22 chromosomes each.

If we are allowed to "continue evolving" we may someday be tobacco plants and maybe we may even become carp with 100, or maybe even the ultimate life form, a fern with 480 chromosomes! Don’t you believe it! God made this world and all life forms, as recorded in the Bible.

 

The Evolution of Species by Means of Increasing Number of Chromosomes
-or-
The Preservation of Complex Life Forms in the Struggle for Life

-By Dr. Kent Hovind-

 
Number of Chromosomes:
 
     
Fern 480
The ultimate goal.
White Ash 138
Carp 100
Goldfish 94
Sweet Potato 90
Turkey 82
Chicken
Dog
Duck
78
78
78
Identical Triplets!
Horse 64
Cow 60
Silkworm 56
Cotton 52
Amoeba 50
Chimp
Tobacco
48
48
Identical Twins!
Human 46
Bat 44
Wheat 42
Soybean 40
Cat 38
Starfish 36
Apple 34
Alligator
Onion
32
32
Identical Twins!
Frog 26
Opossum
Redwood
Kidney Bean
22
22
22
Identical Triplets!
Corn
Marijuana
Carrot
20
20
20
Identical Triplets!
Lettuce 18
Honeybee 16
Garden Pea 14
House Fly
Tomato
12
12
Identical Twins!
Fruit Fly 8
Penicillium 2


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