Song Parodies -> Carsick (The Crackhead Song)
| Original Song Title: | "Toxic" |
| Original Performer: | Britney Spears |
| Parody Song Title: | "Carsick (The Crackhead Song)" |
| Parody Written by: | The Deer Hobos |
Well to understand this, you should know that listening to Toxic can be compared to drowning in green Jello. The rest should explain itself.
People can't you see
I want attention
A slut like me
Should wear some clothes
It's dangerous
I disgrace myself
You can't escape
I can't sing
I should shut up
I'm insecure
I hate myself
Rhinestones
Aren't clothes
I got to lie
So I look secure
Do you see me now?
With a taste of poison I'm feeling ill
I'm carsick, too sick for singing
With a taste of green Jello I'm drowning
I'm addicted to crack, can't you see I'm a crackhead?
I'm a pig idiot
All because I'm a crackhead
It's getting late
To save myself
My brain is dead
Too famous
Surgery
Is taking over me
Rhinestones
Aren't clothes
I got to lie
So I look secure
Do you see me now?
With a taste of poison I'm feeling ill
I'm carsick, too sick for singing
With a taste of green Jello I'm drowning
I'm addicted to crack, can't you see I'm a crackhead?
I'm a pig idiot
All because I'm a crackhead
Can't you see that I'm carsick?
This is the worst part of the song (Ah...)
Shows my lack of vocal talents (Ah...)
With a taste of poison I'm feeling ill
I'm carsick, too sick for singing
With a taste of green Jello I'm drowning
I'm addicted to crack, can't you see I'm a crackhead?
I'm a pig idiot
All because I'm a crackhead
With a taste of poison I'm feeling ill
I'm carsick, too sick for singing
With a taste of green Jello I'm drowning
I'm addicted to crack, can't you see I'm a crackhead?
I'm a pig idiot
All because I'm a crackhead
I'm intoxicated now
I'm disgusting now
I think I'm phony now
I think I'm phony now
I'm intoxicated now
I'm disgusting now
I think I'm phony now
I want attention
A slut like me
Should wear some clothes
It's dangerous
I disgrace myself
You can't escape
I can't sing
I should shut up
I'm insecure
I hate myself
Rhinestones
Aren't clothes
I got to lie
So I look secure
Do you see me now?
With a taste of poison I'm feeling ill
I'm carsick, too sick for singing
With a taste of green Jello I'm drowning
I'm addicted to crack, can't you see I'm a crackhead?
I'm a pig idiot
All because I'm a crackhead
It's getting late
To save myself
My brain is dead
Too famous
Surgery
Is taking over me
Rhinestones
Aren't clothes
I got to lie
So I look secure
Do you see me now?
With a taste of poison I'm feeling ill
I'm carsick, too sick for singing
With a taste of green Jello I'm drowning
I'm addicted to crack, can't you see I'm a crackhead?
I'm a pig idiot
All because I'm a crackhead
Can't you see that I'm carsick?
This is the worst part of the song (Ah...)
Shows my lack of vocal talents (Ah...)
With a taste of poison I'm feeling ill
I'm carsick, too sick for singing
With a taste of green Jello I'm drowning
I'm addicted to crack, can't you see I'm a crackhead?
I'm a pig idiot
All because I'm a crackhead
With a taste of poison I'm feeling ill
I'm carsick, too sick for singing
With a taste of green Jello I'm drowning
I'm addicted to crack, can't you see I'm a crackhead?
I'm a pig idiot
All because I'm a crackhead
I'm intoxicated now
I'm disgusting now
I think I'm phony now
I think I'm phony now
I'm intoxicated now
I'm disgusting now
I think I'm phony now
Kill Britney Spears.
