Song Parodies -> Her Anatomy's Flat, Sport
Original Song Title: | "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" |
Original Performer: | Rolf Harris |
Parody Song Title: | "Her Anatomy's Flat, Sport" |
Parody Written by: | Phil Alexander |
There's an old Australian stockman, sitting, drinking,
And he takes a big swig of his Dewey's
And he turns to his mates,
Who are gathered 'round him and he says:
She complains that it's small, Paul
She complains that it's small
Hardly see it at all, Paul
Barely there, it's so small
But she can't talk...
[Chorus:]
Her anatomy's flat, Sport
Her anatomy's flat
Flatter than that there mat, Sport
Even flatter than that
Likes a cockatoo too, Hugh
She likes a cockatoo, too
What you say, she's had you, too?
She likes a cockatoo, too
So I say
[Chorus]
She may well koala way, hey
May well koala way
But she won't with me today, hey
Will not koala way
Altogether now:
[Chorus]
Heil kookaburra jest, sport
I'll cook her barrel chest
Let kookaburra jest rest, sport
I'll cook her barrel chest
Altogether now:
[Chorus]
Have a platypus duck, she'll,
Have a platypus duck.
Rhyming slang is such luck, she'll
Have a platypus duck.
Altogether now!
[Chorus]
She'll play your digeridoo, Stu,
Play your digeridoo.
Wish she'd play with mine, too, Stu
Play my digeridoo.
Altogether now
[Chorus]
Tiny, miniscule tits, it's
Tiny, miniscule tits
They look more like they're zits, it's
Tiny, miniscule tits
Altogether now!
[Chorus]
And he takes a big swig of his Dewey's
And he turns to his mates,
Who are gathered 'round him and he says:
She complains that it's small, Paul
She complains that it's small
Hardly see it at all, Paul
Barely there, it's so small
But she can't talk...
[Chorus:]
Her anatomy's flat, Sport
Her anatomy's flat
Flatter than that there mat, Sport
Even flatter than that
Likes a cockatoo too, Hugh
She likes a cockatoo, too
What you say, she's had you, too?
She likes a cockatoo, too
So I say
[Chorus]
She may well koala way, hey
May well koala way
But she won't with me today, hey
Will not koala way
Altogether now:
[Chorus]
Heil kookaburra jest, sport
I'll cook her barrel chest
Let kookaburra jest rest, sport
I'll cook her barrel chest
Altogether now:
[Chorus]
Have a platypus duck, she'll,
Have a platypus duck.
Rhyming slang is such luck, she'll
Have a platypus duck.
Altogether now!
[Chorus]
She'll play your digeridoo, Stu,
Play your digeridoo.
Wish she'd play with mine, too, Stu
Play my digeridoo.
Altogether now
[Chorus]
Tiny, miniscule tits, it's
Tiny, miniscule tits
They look more like they're zits, it's
Tiny, miniscule tits
Altogether now!
[Chorus]
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Great wordplay, Phil!
you'll be gettin' some fives, clive...fun to sing along to
Above all the last verse is brilliant, but I do wonder if the Aussies will let you get away with insulting their women like this, my sixth sense do sense a parody about british women coming up real soon.
This song gave me a thrill, Phil
The song is funny, but I have a higher regard for Australian women as well. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with McLeod's other daughter.
Make me laugh, your parody will, Phil...
surely you don't get McLeod's Daughters over there, MP! - funny write, Phil - 555
I liked each verse, but "koala way" was the best. Very well done, Phil.
Nice work Phil
:-D Thanks, all
JJ - I did wonder whether "koala way" was a twisted pronunciation too far, so thanks for spotting the joke :-)
Peter - that was my original chorus (which fits slightly better for "Tie me kangaroo down", I think), but it made the whole thing a bit more oppressive and less funny, if you see what I mean. But then, I had it as "bitch" rather than "it's", too... which I also bowdlerised.
JJ - I did wonder whether "koala way" was a twisted pronunciation too far, so thanks for spotting the joke :-)
Peter - that was my original chorus (which fits slightly better for "Tie me kangaroo down", I think), but it made the whole thing a bit more oppressive and less funny, if you see what I mean. But then, I had it as "bitch" rather than "it's", too... which I also bowdlerised.
thourghly love it. 555
I think it's on "Lifetime: Television for Women," or some other such cable network, Stuart. But we do get it.
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