Song Parodies -> I'm So Wired
I'm so wired, at Starbucks I did drink
I'm so wired, I'm way too buzzed to think
No wonder I am hyper, my eyes refuse to blink
No, no, no
I'm so wired, I don't know what to do
I'm so wired, I'm rushing to the loo
That barista said to try it, now my heart's beating for two...
Caffeine is making me run
And it's no joke, I zoom and I hum
You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain
You know six Grandes have made me insane
You know I'd give you everythig I've got
for a little chamomile.
I'm so wired, I can't stay off my toes
I'm so wired, like something's up my nose
And curse that potent java
For screwing up my prose!
I'm so wired, I'm way too buzzed to think
No wonder I am hyper, my eyes refuse to blink
No, no, no
I'm so wired, I don't know what to do
I'm so wired, I'm rushing to the loo
That barista said to try it, now my heart's beating for two...
Caffeine is making me run
And it's no joke, I zoom and I hum
You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain
You know six Grandes have made me insane
You know I'd give you everythig I've got
for a little chamomile.
I'm so wired, I can't stay off my toes
I'm so wired, like something's up my nose
And curse that potent java
For screwing up my prose!
Parody by Mason "half and half, no sugar" Resnick