The way I shee it, I burped
I jush can't schtop it
I am a big drinker to hide the pain
I can't seem to quit
There are many daysh I'm falling on down
You ashk me why
And it's none of your bishiness
Dere'sh a lot of people say go to A. A.
Dey're trying to fix my head
Dey're trying to clear up my head today

I am a bar man embarrassed
I'm getting drunk in some old dive
There is nobody pulling me from the gutter
And nothing that I can call pride
I'll have a hangover tomorrow
Pay for the jerk I have become
Talking to bartenders and scenery
I'm not a popular bum

I order up glashes
Until the pain pashes
I used to wonder what I did it for
Now I don' care
I jusht walk through those doors
And flounder
Down the old Jack Daniels
Going from carefree to comatoshe
Drinking until I get thingsh from
That very good friend of rum

I am a bar man embarrassed
I'm getting drunk in some old dive
There is nobody pulling me from the gutter
And nothing that I can call pride
I'll have a hangover tomorrow
Pay for the jerk I have become
Talking to bartenders and scenery
I'm not a popular bum