Song Parodies -> I'll Do What I'll Do For Maria
| Original Song Title: | "I Did What I Did For Maria" |
| Original Performer: | Tony Christie |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'll Do What I'll Do For Maria" |
| Parody Written by: | Jess Cully |
Following the eviction of the superb Maria Lawson from the UK TV talent show The X Factor last week, on the decision of judge Louis Walsh - who had a personal relationship with her eviction rivals The Conway Sisters
Some guys tell me it's only a waste of money
Call me obsessed and shake their heads at me
But I'll cast my 4 votes with no fear
'Cause I'll do what I'll do for Maria
Last week just wasn't right, so this week it's a fight
On the living room sofa this Saturday night
I'll be sitting alone with my hand on my phone
And revenging my heart for Maria
My dearest evicted Maria
Chorus:
I'll give Andy one vote, and one for Journey South
Bren and Chico one each, to smack Lou in the mouth
I'll do what I'll do for Maria
I'll do what I'll do for Maria
After Kate announces one of Louis' two boys
In the last 2 with the Conway girl noise
Lou will sweat as his fate becomes clear
His sphincter a-twitching with fear
When Si and Sharon call, they'll be having a ball
As they make Louis squirm, a deliberate one-all
Be it Nick, be it Shayne, put the squeezes on him
Then Kate says "Decision time's near'
And we'll have our revenge for Maria
Repeat chorus to fade
Call me obsessed and shake their heads at me
But I'll cast my 4 votes with no fear
'Cause I'll do what I'll do for Maria
Last week just wasn't right, so this week it's a fight
On the living room sofa this Saturday night
I'll be sitting alone with my hand on my phone
And revenging my heart for Maria
My dearest evicted Maria
Chorus:
I'll give Andy one vote, and one for Journey South
Bren and Chico one each, to smack Lou in the mouth
I'll do what I'll do for Maria
I'll do what I'll do for Maria
After Kate announces one of Louis' two boys
In the last 2 with the Conway girl noise
Lou will sweat as his fate becomes clear
His sphincter a-twitching with fear
When Si and Sharon call, they'll be having a ball
As they make Louis squirm, a deliberate one-all
Be it Nick, be it Shayne, put the squeezes on him
Then Kate says "Decision time's near'
And we'll have our revenge for Maria
Repeat chorus to fade
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