Song Parodies -> Me Depressed: Tarzan's Lament
"Be Our Guest" Based on the performance by Beauty And The Beast
"Me Depressed: Tarzan's Lament" Parody by Kristof Robertson
"Me Depressed: Tarzan's Lament" Parody by Kristof Robertson
When Spaff posted his excellent "Eat The French", Phil Alexander kind of challenged me to come up with something for this OS...this was the best I could do...sorry! ;-)
Me depressed ! Me depressed!
Me no longer beat me chest
Jane, she didn't like my loincloth
So me wear a tie and vest
Should the Lord
Of the Apes
Spend his weekends choosing drapes?
Jane can be so darn malicious
(She reminds me I'm fictitious)
Once I'd chew…on fresh gnu
Now it's bean sprouts and tofu
Coz my manly figure's spreading east and west
I once was fit and able
Before we got cable
Me depressed! Me depressed! Me depressed!
Vine to vine
Jane and me
Now a bus runs past our tree
So the only time we swing
Is with our neighbours, Frank and Bea
[JANE]
He's a slob
Layabout
And he never takes me out
Not that this gal is complaining
Coz The Phantom's "entertaining"
In his tight…lycra suit
I'd give monkey-boy the boot
But that Disney cartoon was a huge success
We're getting ten percent
Sold out to pay the rent
A cashfest
He has messed
Coz my hubby's the wet-test
Who's depressed?
Go on, guess…
He's depressed!
[TARZAN]
Me depressed! Me depressed!
Me redundant, more or less
No free meals with Steven Speil-
Berg; there's no deal and no screen test
Kiddies want The Terminator
Not some fat guy rasslin' gators
Me been shunned! Me been spurned!
Even King Kong has returned
With that Ewok from New Zealand, by request
There's no film work, so me strips
At the Jungle Club, for tips
Bach'lorettes
Shout "undress!"
Me depressed…
Me depressed! Me depressed!
They say Prozac is the best
But there's nine-ty miles of vine
Between me and a pharmacist
There's no chance of romance
While I hang with elephants
Janey's far less than ecstatic
(Dumbo's not too aromatic)
Lion cubs, chimpanzees
Leave a legacy of fleas
And it seems that they've infested our love nest
It's time to ride that vine
In search of calamine
We're bit by pests
From our pets
It's the pits
Me depressed….
Life used to be fuller
Drinkin' beer with John Weissmuller
And Ron Ely; in Swahili we would swear
Ah, those good ol' days when I was top chimp
Suddenly those good ol' days ain't here
No more wild adventures
Since Cheetah got dementia
And we sold him to a zoo to pay the bills
Most days you'll find me in the village
Acting like a wino
Since Jane caught me with that rhino…
[3 MONTHS LATER…]
Me depressed! Me depressed!
Losing hair, because me stressed
The director for my movie's been announced…
It's Martin Brest!
"He's so great", they all lied
I watched Gigli, then I cried
In the National Geographic
Jane's revealed that she's gone Sapphic
Found a gal, scratched an itch
Shacked up with that Sheena b!tch
Hakuna (bleep) Matata? Sir, you jest…
The Lion King was heinous
But that warthog's now famous
I'll confess
I'm distressed
So depressed!
CLI-NI-C'LLY DE-PRESSED!
Me no longer beat me chest
Jane, she didn't like my loincloth
So me wear a tie and vest
Should the Lord
Of the Apes
Spend his weekends choosing drapes?
Jane can be so darn malicious
(She reminds me I'm fictitious)
Once I'd chew…on fresh gnu
Now it's bean sprouts and tofu
Coz my manly figure's spreading east and west
I once was fit and able
Before we got cable
Me depressed! Me depressed! Me depressed!
Vine to vine
Jane and me
Now a bus runs past our tree
So the only time we swing
Is with our neighbours, Frank and Bea
[JANE]
He's a slob
Layabout
And he never takes me out
Not that this gal is complaining
Coz The Phantom's "entertaining"
In his tight…lycra suit
I'd give monkey-boy the boot
But that Disney cartoon was a huge success
We're getting ten percent
Sold out to pay the rent
A cashfest
He has messed
Coz my hubby's the wet-test
Who's depressed?
Go on, guess…
He's depressed!
[TARZAN]
Me depressed! Me depressed!
Me redundant, more or less
No free meals with Steven Speil-
Berg; there's no deal and no screen test
Kiddies want The Terminator
Not some fat guy rasslin' gators
Me been shunned! Me been spurned!
Even King Kong has returned
With that Ewok from New Zealand, by request
There's no film work, so me strips
At the Jungle Club, for tips
Bach'lorettes
Shout "undress!"
Me depressed…
Me depressed! Me depressed!
They say Prozac is the best
But there's nine-ty miles of vine
Between me and a pharmacist
There's no chance of romance
While I hang with elephants
Janey's far less than ecstatic
(Dumbo's not too aromatic)
Lion cubs, chimpanzees
Leave a legacy of fleas
And it seems that they've infested our love nest
It's time to ride that vine
In search of calamine
We're bit by pests
From our pets
It's the pits
Me depressed….
Life used to be fuller
Drinkin' beer with John Weissmuller
And Ron Ely; in Swahili we would swear
Ah, those good ol' days when I was top chimp
Suddenly those good ol' days ain't here
No more wild adventures
Since Cheetah got dementia
And we sold him to a zoo to pay the bills
Most days you'll find me in the village
Acting like a wino
Since Jane caught me with that rhino…
[3 MONTHS LATER…]
Me depressed! Me depressed!
Losing hair, because me stressed
The director for my movie's been announced…
It's Martin Brest!
"He's so great", they all lied
I watched Gigli, then I cried
In the National Geographic
Jane's revealed that she's gone Sapphic
Found a gal, scratched an itch
Shacked up with that Sheena b!tch
Hakuna (bleep) Matata? Sir, you jest…
The Lion King was heinous
But that warthog's now famous
I'll confess
I'm distressed
So depressed!
CLI-NI-C'LLY DE-PRESSED!