Song Parodies -> Guys Will Remember Boobs
Original Song Title: | "I Will Remember You"(MP3) |
Original Performer: | Sarah McLachlan |
Parody Song Title: | "Guys Will Remember Boobs" |
Parody Written by: | Bob Gomez |
Hold on to the night. Hold on to the mammaries.
Guys will remember boobs,
Li'l boobs and tender D's.
But when those jugs pass you by,
Weep not for the mammaries.
Remember the headlights and great racks
On all those videos, like "Busty Girls On Crack."
How early in the morn' at N'Orleans Mardi Gras:
"Wanna see some beads? I'll throw these! You gotta lose the bra."
Guys will remember boobs,
Li'l boobs and tender D's.
But when those jugs pass you by,
Weep not for the mammaries.
What inspires like monster teats?
Starin' at humongous pumpkins, damn, that's sweet.
It's funny how we need to touch what cannot fit in our hands;
We are squeezing it tight, but it just expands.
Us guys will remember boobs,
Li'l boobs and tender D's.
But when those jugs pass you by,
Weep not for the mammaries.
I know it's great to rub boobs, but which one should I choose?
Clinging to the left one makes the right one blue.
Bras serve as a harness; keep 'em at chest height.
When they reveal the things they have, whoa, they give delight.
And guys will remember boobs,
Li'l boobs and tender D's.
But when those jugs pass you by,
Weep not for the mammaries.
And guys will remember boobs,
Li'l boobs and tender D's.
But when those jugs pass you by,
Weep not for the mammaries.
Weep not for the mammaries.
Li'l boobs and tender D's.
But when those jugs pass you by,
Weep not for the mammaries.
Remember the headlights and great racks
On all those videos, like "Busty Girls On Crack."
How early in the morn' at N'Orleans Mardi Gras:
"Wanna see some beads? I'll throw these! You gotta lose the bra."
Guys will remember boobs,
Li'l boobs and tender D's.
But when those jugs pass you by,
Weep not for the mammaries.
What inspires like monster teats?
Starin' at humongous pumpkins, damn, that's sweet.
It's funny how we need to touch what cannot fit in our hands;
We are squeezing it tight, but it just expands.
Us guys will remember boobs,
Li'l boobs and tender D's.
But when those jugs pass you by,
Weep not for the mammaries.
I know it's great to rub boobs, but which one should I choose?
Clinging to the left one makes the right one blue.
Bras serve as a harness; keep 'em at chest height.
When they reveal the things they have, whoa, they give delight.
And guys will remember boobs,
Li'l boobs and tender D's.
But when those jugs pass you by,
Weep not for the mammaries.
And guys will remember boobs,
Li'l boobs and tender D's.
But when those jugs pass you by,
Weep not for the mammaries.
Weep not for the mammaries.
©Bob Gomez 2005
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Bob...you obviously have great passion for, and knowledge of, this subject. Bravo! 555
one of my favorite topics....5s
Kristof: yes, some of my earliest childhood friends were boobs.
Alvin: I see your point.
Alvin: I see your point.
yep, never met a boob I can't instantly place, although the chances to do said placing don't exactly mow me down with regularity - I like your stuff Bob - 555
Thanks, Stuart. I'm fumbling towards ecstasy here.
LOL... this is one of my favorite songs by one of my favorite musicians. Excellent job, man... It would be especially sexy if she actually sang this. The video would be great...
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