Song Parodies -> Lovers Cracked My Ceiling
If you live in a block of flats (apartments for our American friends), this could well be your worst nightmare...
Lovers cracked my ceiling
Upstairs Miss and Mister Playing naked Twister With lusty va-va-voom And just as it stops And I say "Amen!" He shouts "ride me, cowgirl!" Again and again Lovers cracked my ceiling She's been screaming "faster!!" Cov'ring me in plaster I hope they'll finish soon But night after night My chandelier shakes He don't need Viagra She don't get headaches When first it happened Earthquake, I believed Now, I've subsidence And I'm bloody peeved! Lovers cracked my ceiling My walls and foundations This ain't fornication It's demolition, dude! Past three in the morn! Do they use landmines? They're probably porn stars Rehearsing their lines I'm using earplugs Watching the cracks grow I've taken strong drugs Do I sleep? Hell, NO! Your Vote Counts
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this is ceiling fan-tastic !....Extremely funny stuff...five blades
5s, DKTOS, but this one is too good not to vote.
i laughed so loud, the neighbors complained...funny stuff...5s
Thanks a bunch John, AFW, Stephen and Al....had a lot of fun writing this one.
Good one, it's tough sharing walls and ceilings with people.
Unfortunately, I know the feeling. Five sets of earplugs.
We'll try to keep it down. Sorry about that. (Very clever and funny!)
555!
What Rex said. I could elaborate but that would definitely be TMI!. 5s
hooked me with the title - how did your brain manage to get there from the OS title (that's a lot of jumps) - TMGLTM, and the problem with that is that the better your writing is, the less the funny lines are pointed out, so I'll pick 2: He don't need Viagra She don't get headaches…Upstairs Miss and Mister Playing naked Twister With lusty va-va-voom - LMAO - 555
(laughs till she doubles over)
An unusual woman who screams "faster," and an unusually good parody.
"Cov'ring me in plaster" (and the rest of it) made me LOL!
Royce: I know; this parody comes from experience!
Mike: See comment to Royce above...sucks, doesn't it? ;-) Rex: Blow your own trumpet, why dontcha? Thanks ;-) PMS: Cheers! Red Ant: Best not say anything, then...:-) Stu: Sometimes I get the title first, but in this case I had the idea and had to search my addled brain for a suitable OS with a endword that sorta rhymed with "ceiling"...that said, the truth is I really don't know where the heck they come from. :-) Thanks, as always, for the gr8 feedback. Carol: Love your brackets, sweetie! John J: Mine usually do; they want to get it over with! ;-) Arwen: Thanxs darling, that was the first couplet I came up with Bye all... Simply brilliant. 5s
*imitates Wallace* Crackers! That's the wrong ceiling, Gromit! 5-5-5
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