Man Talk
MAN TALK ENGLISH EQUIVALENT You want. <===> I know what you should want. We need. <===> I want. It's your decision. <===> I'm totally clueless, so you decide and I'll just take half the credit. Do what you want. <===> I'll just sit on the couch and sulk. We need to talk. <===> I need to complain. Sure, go ahead. <===> I don't want you to, but I'll use this the next time we fight to show how supportive I am. I'm hungry. <===> (a) Make me something to eat (b) Stop what you are doing, scrape together your last $$, go drive to the supermarket, pick up enough for my buddies and me, come back, cook, and oh, while you're up get me a beer... I don't care if what you are doing is important. I'm not upset. <===> Of course I'm upset, but only a wuss would admit it. You're,... so feminine. <===> Do you do laundry..cook..windows..bake? I'm feeling romantic <===> There's no game on tonight. tonight. I'm not emotional! And <===> I'm losing my hair. I'm not over-reacting! Be romantic, turn <===> Beer gut? What beer gut...Ohh....uh.. out the lights. This dining room is <===> I can't see the TV from here. sooooo inconvenient. The car isn't running <===> I want a bigger engine and more knobs right. to play with. The dishwasher is full. <===> I've run out of places to hide the dirty dishes. The remote is broken. <===> Come here wherever you are and change the channel for me. My tools are obsolete. <===> I can't figure out how to work the old ones and the commercial says even a chimp can use the new ones. I need new shoes. <===> The pair that I've had since high school fell apart in the rain last week. I don't need to ask <===> Oh God! Where the *$^#@! am I?! for directions, I know exactly where we are. I'm just taking the scenic route. Want to snuggle? <===> I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? <===> I've done something stupid and you might find out. Do you REALLY love me? <===> I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later. How much do you love me? <===> I've done something REALLY stupid and someone's on their way to tell you. In answer to "What's Wrong?" Nothing. <===> I'm in the middle of a fantasy. Go away. Everything. <===> Some gorgeous 18 yr. old called me "Sir". Nothing, really. <===> It's just that I'm such an asshole. I don't want to talk <===> I'm impotent. about it.
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