TRANSYLVANIANS
Lyrics by Jim Bannon -- gwiii@tiac.net -- http://boog.org/gwiii
And Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of the "Animaniacs!" theme song)

It's time for Transylvanians
And Frankie's got great big plans
To get Rocky in the sack,
And give Meatloaf's back a whack
We're Transylvanians!

Magenta and her brother
Want to rule the universe
Meatloaf gets defrosted
And Frank whacks 'im where it hurts
Every one gets Janet
Just like when we rehearsed
O'Brien's flipped
He'll write a script
Where shock treament is a curse!

We're Transylvanians
We ain't got no stinkin' tans
To the Convention we're invited
Brad and Janet will be delighted,
They'll date a Transylvanian!

Meet nazi Dr. Scott
Who used to work for the Third Reich
Columbia loves Eddie
But needs to give her top a hike
Franky chases Rocky
While we all sing a verse
Frank comes back, he's wearing black
Can't find a matching purse!

We're Transylvanians
We ride bikes, not minivans
We're wearing basic black
Don't you ask what's in our slacks!
We're Transylvan-y, totally insane-y
My bottom is in pain-y
Transylvanians!

We're having fun!