BEDTHUMPER by FRANKAFURTA
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Tubthumper" by Chumbawumba)

RIFF AND MAGENTA (at MONITOR)
  We'll be spanking
  While we're watching
  We'll be wanking

FRANK-N-FURTER
  I wear a wig
  She pulls it off again
  You won't stop me from going down
  I wear a wig
  He pulls it off again
  You won't stop me from going down
  I wear a wig
  She pulls it off again
  You won't stop me from going down
  I wear a wig
  He pulls it off again
  You won't stop me from going down

BRAD MAJORS
  Does this mean that I'm gay?
  Does this mean that I'm gay?

CRIMINOLOGIST
  He has some oral sex
  He has some anal sex
  He has vaginal sex
  He has some nasal sex
  He has some sex that reminds him of the gay times
  He has some sex that reminds him of the het'ro times

JANET WEISS
  Oh, Don't tell Brad
  Don't tell Brad
  Don't tell Brad

FRANK-N-FURTER
  I wear a wig
  She pulls it off again
  You won't stop me from going down
  I wear a wig
  He pulls it off again
  You won't stop me from going down
  I wear a wig
  She pulls it off again
  You won't stop me from going down
  I wear a wig
  He pulls it off again
  You won't stop me from going down

BRAD MAJORS
  Does this mean that I'm gay?
  Does this mean that I'm gay?

CRIMINOLOGIST
  He has some oral sex
  He has some anal sex
  He has vaginal sex
  He has some nasal sex
  He has some sex that reminds him of the gay times
  He has some sex that reminds him of the het'ro times

JANET WEISS
  Now I'll have sex
  With Rocky next

FRANK-N-FURTER
  I wear a wig
  She pulls it off again
  You won't stop me from going down
  I wear a wig
  He pulls it off again
  You won't stop me from going down
  I wear a wig
  She pulls it off again
  You won't stop me from going down
  I wear a wig
  He pulls it off again
  You won't stop me from going down

EDDIE [saxophone solo]

ALL sing their verses and fade out