SHE BLINDED ME WITH SEQUINS
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "She Blinded Me With Science" by Thomas Dolby
(All lines in quotation marks are spoken by the Criminologist)


  "Being an ex-delivery boy,
  It's not surprising she blinded him with..."

EDDIE:
  Like Ann Murray in motion
  She danced her shiny way to me
  As wet as any ocean
  She took my best delivery
  When she blinded me with sequins
  "She blinded me with sequins!"
  And caused my half-lobotomy

  When she's riding on my bike
  "Sequins!"
  I can smell her friend the dyke
  "Sequins!"

FRANK-N-FURTER:
  I knew her past was checkered
  But when she came to stay with me
  I set a brand-new record
  Two whole weeks in monogamy
  She blinded me with sequins
  "She blinded me with sequins!"
  If only she had been a he...

  When we're dancing to "Sweet T"
  "Sequins!"
  I don't need no ecstacy
  "Sequins!"

MAGENTA:
  She's poetry in motion
  And now she's toucha-touching me
  I can't hear the commotion
  When Frankie finds his soiled Rocky
  She blinded me with sequins
  "She blinded me with sequins!"
  Buffed me like an Avon Lady

BRAD:
  "Good heavens, Miss Columbia - you're beautiful!"
  I - I don't believe it
  Here she's in the pool
  She's popping out, and I can't help but drool
  Makes me hot and horny
  Where's my mommy?
  Love those vibrating motions

DR. SCOTT
  She's embodied emotion
  And as I sat there on the fence
  Watching her sweet motion
  Made me turn to decadence
  She blinded me with sequins
  "She blinded me -- with sequins!"
  She blinded me with...