(LITTLE DITTY ABOUT) BRAD AND JANET
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Jack and Diane" by John Cougar Mellencamp)

Little ditty about Brad and Janet
Two American kids met freaks from another planet
Brad, he used to be a football star
Janet never seen the backseat of Bradley's car

Walkin' from Denton Church
Beside the old gravestones
Janet's waitin' for Brad to ask
He's got to work up his cojones
Bradley say "Hey, Janet
Lets run off to find Dr. Scott
Just tell me you'll marry me
And let's raise us a tot."
But Brad, he finds...

[CHORUS]
Oh yeah, life sucks butt
Whenever you find your woman's a slut
Oh yeah, I said life sucks butt
Whenever you find your woman's a slut
She's a slut

The tire goes flat, Brad says the spare isn't there
Scratches his head and knows what he must do
"Well you stay Janet, I'm gonna run to that castle"
Janet says "Baby, I am goin' with you"
Brad, he finds out...

[CHORUS]

Gonna let him suck, smoke a bowl
Let the Doctor Frank go down
And suck her hole
Hold on to Rocky and come if you can
They won't be around for long
Will Brad still be your man?

Little ditty about Brad and Janet
Two american kids both got it in the can