DOCTOR FRANK FURTER
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
To the tune of "Lady Madonna" by Lennon/McCartney

Doctor Frank Furter
Working in your lab
Wonder what you're making on that big slab
It's quite a body
Where'd you get the brain?
Why'd you throw your party in all this rain?

Brad Majors arrives after his car stopped
Janet follows timid as a nun
Once the night is over they are both popped
Rocky's on the run

Doctor Frank Furter, creature in your tank
Isn't there a servant that you ought to thank?

He's having fun...

Doctor Frank Furter
Running to the bed
Wearing that fake tribble covering your head.

Ed delivered charm but had no muscle
Chased Columbia, so he was done
She was always ready for a tussle
Life is just fun!

Doctor Frank Furter
Floating in the pool
Don't you realize that life is always cruel?