DOCTOR WENT DOWN TO DENTON
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Devil Went Down To Georgia"
by the Charlie Daniels Band)

The Doctor went down to Denton
He was looking to create a man
A sweet sensation to relieve all his tension
And he would have blond hair and a tan
The Doc found the deliv'ry boy
Lyin with his groupie and making her hot
So the Doctor jumped up and disturbed their scrump
Said, "Ed, let me tell you what...
I guess you didn't know it
But I swing with the ladies, too
Now if you'd care to make a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you give pretty good diddle boy
But give the Doctor his due
I'll bet Columbia's drain against your brain
'Cause I think I'm better than you."
Then Ed said, "My name's Eddie
And I don't think you can
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret,
'Cause I think I'm the better man."

Eddie, limber up your tongue and ride that groupie hard
'Cuz hell's broke loose in Denton and the Doctor wants your bod
And if you win you get this shiny groupie on a chain
But if you lose the Doctor gets your brain!

So then Eddie opened up his fly
Said, "I guess I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his finger tips
As he slid them down his ho'
When he slid his tongue across her bung
She made an anxious hiss
Then he slid his hot patootie in
It sounded something like this...

So when Eddie finished, the Doctor said
"Well, I guess that was OK
Now get your head out of the bed
Let me show you a REAL lay!"

He played Ride the Elevator, goin' down
The Doctor and Columbia goin' to town
Lickin' in the valley, from suck to blow
Scratchin' and a-bitin', "Oh, yes, oh!"

So then Eddie bowed his head
Because he knew that Doc could eat
He kissed Columbia goodbye
And he dropped at the Doc's feet
The Doctor said, "I'll put the rest of you on ice
In case I ever want you again
But I told you once, you son of a gun
I'll always be the better man."

He played Ride the Elevator, goin' down
The Doctor and Columbia goin' to town
Lickin' in the valley, from suck to blow
Scratchin' and a-bitin', "Oh, yes, oh!"