(I SMELL) BRAD AND JANET
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground)

Hangin' round the castle by myself
And I had too much time
And just one monster's not enough
And then there they they were
Like double cherry pies
Yeah, there they were
They were so naive, made me cry

[CHORUS]
I smell Brad and Janet here
Bring them over to my chair
Do they know their innocent fears feed my erection
Mama, it's surely a wet dream, yeah
Yeah, Mama, it's surely a wet dream, dig it

Hangin' 'round the lab with my crew
And I want so much to do
And I was thinkin' about these two
And then there they were
Gonna get double laid
I'm gonna go
Take them to the next grade

[CHORUS twice]

Yeah, Mama, it must be a wet dream
Mama it's surely a wet dream
[Repeat and fade out]