I'M THE MONSTER
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred)


I'm too sexy for my wraps
Too sexy for my wraps
You've gotta unwrap me

I'm too sexy for my tank
Too sexy for my tank
So sexy it stank

And I'm too sexy for lam‚
Too sexy for lam‚
It makes me look gay

And I'm too sexy for my master
Too sexy for my master
No wants it faster, faster!

[CHORUS]
I'm a monster
Seven hours old
And I do my little dance in the floorshow
Yeah, in the floorshow
In the floorshow, yeah
I floss my little tush in the floorshow

I'm too sexy for the rain
Too sexy for the rain
Too sexy in chains

And I'm too sexy for this slut
Too sexy for this slut
I've got a better butt

[CHORUS]

And I'm too sexy for a fork
Too sexy for a fork
Too sexy for a fork

[CHORUS]

I'm too sexy for Riff Raff
Too sexy for Riff Raff
Oh, Riffy
You jealous much?

I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to kill me

And I'm too sexy for this pool...