JERKIN' OFF
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
     and Karen Savage (karenjoy@erols.com)
(To the tune of "Breakin' Out" from "Shock Treatment")

I know how it feels to be hearing your squeals
I've gone down on you long enough
But it's been quite a while, even though I smile
You may see through my bluff that I'm getting some muff

I just made a sperm deposit and I left it in your closet
And if you say to me, "How was it?"
It was hard yanking my part, but now it's getting soft
'Cuz I'm J-j-j-j-j-j-jerkin' off!

You may say that you'd choose to be eating my spooge
But look what it did to me
I've got jizz in my eye, my hand's stuck to my thigh
Look and you'll see that it's not really cheese

Because I made a sperm deposit and I left it in your closet
And if you say to me, "How was it?"
It was hard yanking my part, but now it's getting soft
'Cuz I'm J-j-j-j-j-j-jerkin' off!
Jerkin' off!  Jerkin' off!  Oh!