MARSHA MARSHA MARSHA
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a" from "The Rocky
Horror Picture Show")

I wasn't feeling great
Had no date
Guys only ever see Marsha
(You mean she's your sister?)

I will not be panickin'
Without any plan again
I'll introduce my boyfriend
A mannequin

Now all I want to ask
Is how to act
I've even make a whole new look
(Look, look, look!)

I'll put on a big afro
Listen to Jello Biafro
Go to the big school dance
Why do they laugh, no!

[Chorus]
Marsha Marsha Marsha Marsha
She's my older sister
Giddy, witty, and pretty
Even Greg kissed her

What if she, just suppose
Broke her nose
Could she still be a teen model?
(Pose, pose, pose!)

And to cover all bases
Look at our heads and faces
She has long, pretty hair
And I have braces!

[Chorus x 3]

Marsha, you so bite
Marsha, must we fight?
Marsha isn't bright
Marsha has more height
Marsha is a blight
(Marsha's out of sight!)
Marsha isn't right!
Just wait till tonight, oh!