ONLY ROCKY HORROR
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Only Rock and Roll" by the Rolling Stones)

If I could stick my legs in fishnets
Prance around in front of the screen
Would it mortify as I slid on by you
Would you say the boy's a queen
I'm a quee-ee-een
If I could wink, If I lip-sync
A torch song so divine
Would it be enough for your teen-aged lust
If I got zapped and died
If I die-ie-ied

Well, I know it's only Rocky Ho', but I like it!
I know it's only Rocky Ho', but I like it, like it, yes I do!
Don't you know this old boy is so horny...