(I'M A) SWEET TRAN
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
with suggestions from Karen Savage (karenjoy@erols.com)
(To the tune of "Soul Man" by Sam and Dave)

Coming on ya, often as I can
This is my faithful handyman
So Brad and Janet, come take a seat
'Cuz I've got plenty for you to eat

I'm a sweet tran...
I'm a sweet tran...
I'm a sweet tran...
I'm a sweet tran...

Get what I get, when I can
And I'll make a man, blond hair and a tan
I don't need to mention
He'll relieve all my tension

I'm a sweet tran, ow!
I'm a sweet tran, transvestite!
I'm a sweet tran, ow!
I'm a sweet tran, huh!  Listen!

I was brought up on Transsexual
Learned to seduce those most virginal
So don't you judge me by my cover
By light of night, I am quite a lover

I'm a sweet tran...
I'm a sweet tran...
I'm a sweet tran...
I'm a sweet tran, huh!

We'll remove the cause, come up to the lab
Forget the symptoms, and see what's on the sla-ab
Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)  Hey!

I'm a sweet tran...
I'm a sweet tran...
I'm your sweet tran, huh!
I'm a sweet tran...
I'm a sweet tran...
I'm a sweet tran, huh huh!