TRANSYLVANIAN HILLBILLIES
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of the "Beverly Hillbillies" theme song)

Come listen to my story of a man named Brad
Pathetic asshole, his girl was all he had
Then one day he was driving through the woods
Got a flat tire and became the doctor's goods

Frank, that is
Dr. Frank-N-Furter
Sweet Transvestite

Well the next thing you know, Frank has got 'em both in bed
Screwed 'em and fooled 'em with a wig upon his head
Then Riff came with a sneer upon his face
Blew them away, took the house back into space

Space, that is
Lost in time
Lost in meaning

Well now it's time to say goodbye to Frank and all his ho's
He would like to thank you folks for dancing in your hose
Be sure to come back next week to this locality
To have another helping of his loose morality

Manners, that is
Bedside manners
Take your clothes off
Sit and stay awhile