TRANNY WANTED
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
and Lisa Baker -- lwood@towson.edu -- http://www.rhpslips.com
(To the tune of "Nanny" from "Mary Poppins")


Wanted:
Transvestite for three adorable servants
Have a freaky disposition
Know the doggy-style position          
Big dildos, with warts
Sex games, all sorts
You must be sexier than Shiva
An all-around ab-fab diva
Make us come out and put on hose
Red lips, brown nose
Treat us like sluts and assholes
And never steal or bogart our bowls
If you will scold and dominate us    
We will always let you masturbate us
Hurry Tranny
Give us spanks
From the servants, thanks