HOOPLA!
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Song 2" [the "Woo-hoo!" song] by Blur)

Hoopla!
Hoopla!
Hoopla!
Hoopla!

I'm done my project
No more rejects
It wasn't easy
But now he is, yeah

[Chorus]
Hoopla!  Well I just made my creature!
Hoopla!  He's a real "double feature"!
Hoopla!  Well he's tan and I'm rested
Out of the tank and I'm ready for why I need you
Time to eat you!

Finally ready
Head was Eddie's
I like big muscle
That's why I made him

[Chorus]

Yeah yeah!
Yeah yeah!
Yeah yeah!
Ohhhhh yeah!!