WEREWOLVES OF DENTON
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Werewolves of London" by Warren Zevon)

I saw a werewolf in a straightjacket with a tail
Walking through the streets of Denton in the rain
He was looking for a place called Dentonvale
Gonna get a whole bunch of drugs for his pain

Ow-ooo, werewolves of Denton...   Ow-oooooo!!
Ow-ooo, werewolves of Denton...   Ow-oooooo!!

If you hear him moving outside your kitchen door
Better not give him beer
Bunch of Mexicans got mutilated late last night
Werewolf thought they were queer

Ow-ooo, werewolves of Denton...   Ow-oooooo!!
Ow-ooo, werewolves of Denton...   Ow-oooooo!!

He's as vicious as they come
Grew up in slums
Lately he's been up to no good
You'd better not make him mad
He'll steal your woman, Brad
I'd like to try his fast food

Ow-ooo, werewolves of Denton...   Ow-oooooo!!
Ow-ooo, werewolves of Denton...   Ow-oooooo!!

I saw Betty Hapschatt walking with the judge
Talking 'bout wrewolves of Denton
I saw Ralph Hapschatt slowly walking with Macy
Talking 'bout wrewolves of Denton
I saw a werewolf taking Polaroid pictures in her bed with Rick
Her butt was showing

Ow-ooo, werewolves of Denton...
Huh!  Draw blood!
Ow-ooo, werewolves of Denton...
Ow-ooo, werewolves of Denton...