PIG AND ELEPHANT DNA
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Everybody's Working for the Weekend" by Loverboy)

Everyone's working on their science projects
Everyone, even the rejects, oh
Elephants are smart, but aren't good pets at all
Pigs are much better, their poop is small
Poop is small

Pig and elephant DNA just won't splice
Everybody's got their leash and collars
Pot-belled elephants would be nice
Anybody'd pay fifty dollars, oh
You want a pig with four butts?
I'll kick you in the nuts!
They gotta make some sweet love
Come on give them a shove

Making them drink beer to see them get it on
Get them in the mood, Chef, Elton John
Everyone's hoping it won't be too big
Nobody wants to wake with a pig

Pig and elephant DNA just won't splice
Everybody's got their leash and collars
Pot-belled elephants would be nice
Anybody'd pay fifty dollars, oh
You want a pig with four butts?
I'll kick you in the nuts!
They gotta make some sweet love
Come on give them a shove

[bridge]

You want a pig with four butts?
I'll kick you in the nuts!
They gotta make some sweet love
Come on give them a shove

You want a pig with four butts?
I'll kick you in the nuts!
They gotta make some sweet love
Come on give them a shove