SPRINGTIME FOR JANEWAY
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Springtime for Hitler" by Mel Brooks)


They cancelled "Next Generation", what a bunch of fairies
Needed a new captain who could helm a brand new series
Where oh where was she  (We had to be PC)
We looked around and then we found her for TPTB
And now it's...

Springtime for Janeway and Voyager
D-Quad is boring and gray
We're flying through uncharted space
Still run into the human race

Springtime for Janeway and Voyager
Winter for writing and plot
Springtime for Janeway and Voyager
Come on, viewers, Bill Shakespeare, it's not

"I once led the great Maquis
Back when I had a spine in me"

"Don't be Tuvix, be a reg'lar
Then you know you'll live forever"

Springtime for Janeway and Voyager
Ratings abating today
They're falling below the red line
Look out, here comes Seven of Nine

Springtime for Janeway and Voyager
Shuttles exploding once more
Springtime for Janeway and Voyager
Means that soon we'll be going...
We've got to be going...
You know we'll be going off air!