• WINNER: The onset of Alzheimer's has finally set in as Mick is hypnotized by the sight of his own hand. - Eric Andrews
• 5 - "Brraaaiiinnnsss..." - R Muldrake
• 4 - Ron Weasley (Harry Potter's friend) hit by againg spell - hamtramckmike
• 4 - Jagger introduces the Rolling Stones' new bass player....Thing Addams (da da da da...click click) - Kristof Robertson
• 4 - A rolling stone gathers no moss, but I sure did - Jay
• 4 - "Are you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' me? There's no one else here, so you must be talkin' to me." - Lev007
• 4 - Oh-no...My colon gave out......not again... - Stephen
• 4 - Bring it on, Grim Reaper! - D-Chil
• 4 - First I told them politely, then I got more forceful, finally I became an international star and wrote a song about it, and forty years later it's still painted red! - Vinnie Rivellese
• 4 - "The doctor told me to quit smoking after all these years, and I'm doing fine. No, really, I am!! What do you mean, I'm gesturing like I've got a cigarette and I look like a total freak??" - R Muldrake
• 4 - "What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? " - Luke Brattoni
• 4 - Move the cue card just a bit closer, love...I can hardly see it! - Syncronos
• 4 - Alright, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up. - Eric Andrews
• 3 - "I STILL can't believe I did 'Dancing in the Streets' with David Bowie... Or that THIS HAND touched his ass... Several times!" - Josh
• 3 - Our next tour is sponsered by depends undergarmets, and not a moment too soon. - Mark in Vancouver
• 3 - Hmm...maybe if I hold my head at THIS angle my lips will look smaller! - Cat
• 3 - Mick practices his Papal acceptancy speech and hand gestures. - estee
• 3 - No thank you Mr. Harker. I never drink...wine. (Jagger does his best at auditions for the new Dracula picture) - Frank Emerson
• 3 - "MAN! That is either some huge bubble on your face or that's a nose." - Joshua
• 3 - Rare photo of Mick turning into his lesser known identity... the boogeyman. - phamilto
• 3 - "I think we found the trouble, Mr. Smith. If you look at the monitor, you'll see there's a Mick Jagger lodged in your colon." - Lev007
• 3 - Press junkets can get a little boring, so Mick Jagger likes to stir things up with his Marlon Brando impression. - Lev007
• 3 - Interviewer: "Mister jagger I might ask you some difficult question so..." Mick Jagger: (interrupting) "Oh yeah I know, don't worry about it, I already have the answers right here in the palm of my hand. Thanks Papermate." - anderson'parody man' araujo
• 3 - And at that moment, Mr. Jagger had sadly discovered his body's most recent establishment - a spastic colen. - RGC3
• 3 - Sadly, Mick's impression of Most Haunted's Derek Akorah only worked in the dark - Cait Sith
• 3 - ....heimlich manoevre,and the mars bar popped back out! - mike deane
• 3 - All together: Botox is bad. - R Muldrake
• 3 - Here's Mick Jagger trying out for a host position on "Hollywood Squares." - Arcade Junkie
• 3 - Crikey, Britney, I can't do that Vulcan hand thing either! - Agrimorfee
• 2 - Wowsers! I have taken the wrong pills! - Aussie Bob
• 2 - zombies do exist !!!!!! run , run for your life !!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! - Nicky
• 2 - Mick gets the news that his latest alimony settlement involves a cut of his concert sales. - MrMacphisto
• 2 - HALF OFF BOTOX AT THE DERMOTOLOGIST!!! - Chezzz
• 2 - Oh my god...now I know why Mike Myers puffs his lips out when impersonating me! - n8jorge
• 2 - I can't believe THAT came out of my nose! - Randy
• 2 - i'd give you the finger but my carpal tunnel is acting up. - deux
• 2 - Serial rapist caught on camera! - Joeri Bouman
• 2 - (FOX promo) "Watch Mick Jagger filling in for Bill O'Reilly on the "Spin Zone" all this week! Only on FOX!" - John M. CLark
• 2 - You wanna look up my nostrils? You really wanna look up my nostrils? Go ahead, look up my nostrils! I dare you! - smileyface
• 2 - ...I can't get no - botox action.... - Wallie
• 2 - How do i look???,,,,just got my new botox treatment - david be
• 2 - Whoa! Dammit, Keith, didn't I tell you not to leave your bong lying around? Your lucky I didn't break a hip! - Wolverine1
• 2 - From now on, you shall be known as........ Darth... Vader..... - DarkJon64
• 2 - "Well, er... you see, I never actually slept with David Bowie. What I mean is, although we did spend the night together, I couldn't get no satisfaction"! - Randy Yearout
• 2 - Barry was anxious about his new job with the Papparazzi. This was his first and last photo, taken in a public restroom stall. - Lev007
• 2 - Mick! wake up Mick!, Mick!!! MIck Jagger: Oh sorry man, it's just that time flies when your heart stops beating - anderson'parody man' araujo
• 1 - How many finger's do you see Mick? - Lionel Mertens
• 1 - Aieeee.... I hate those big sticky ones! - nellie
• 1 - He won first place in the "Micheal Jackson Lookalike" contest. Erm... lucky him??? - Pacing Goomba

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