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Song Parodies -> Lion-ize
"Lyin' Eyes" Based on the performance by Eagles
"Lion-ize" Parody by Larry Hensley
Country girls, they seem to run out early
To the forest, where they find lions
They've got four legs
The danger makes them worry
Their owner tamed them, so they go again

Visiting the owners' house gets lonely
But he's a good friend, so they go when they can
And all these friends go and sneak out where they only
Have a good time with the beasts, and off they ran

So the owner thinks that they're in for the evening
He wonders why they visit so darn much
But they know where they're goin' when they're leavin'
They are headed for the beastly kind of touch

Oh they hide, but lion-ize
Then they smile, and enjoy the ride
And the owner don't realize
That they just came to go and lion-ize

On the other side of town the guys are walking
They're waiting for the girls to come back too
But the girls do what no one was expecting
Lions make them feel just the way they want to

She rushes to its arms, they have a good time
She wants it to last more than a while
And the others find more lions with some bad grime
They clean them off , then only wear a smile

Oh they hide, but lion-ize
Then they smile, and enjoy the ride
And the owner don't realize
That they just came to go and lion-ize

The owner, he never sees this happen
They keep it a secret late in the night
Another night, they're goin' out there again
And always hope they're tame and will not bite.

They wonder how they ever got this crazy
They like lions more than the guys they know
Oh, but they forget and sleep out by the daisies
And then they see the lions quickly go

Now they know, the time has come to end the trip
It was a real good time, planned carefully.
There will be some more times when they can go and strip
And find the lions, really discreetly.

Oh they hide, but lion-ize
Then they smile, and enjoy the ride
And the owner don't realize
That they just came to go and lion-ize
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Red Ant - November 30, 2005  12:27:02 PM - Report Inappropriate Comment
A beast of a parody!
carol - November 30, 2005  12:42:02 PM - Report Inappropriate Comment
three roaring 5's
Larry Hensley - December 01, 2005   1:05:15 AM - Report Inappropriate Comment
Thanks Red Ant and Carol.
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