Song Parodies -> They Got Some Swell Au Jus
Original Song Title: | "I Put a Spell on You"(MP3) |
Original Performer: | Screamin' Jay Hawkins |
Parody Song Title: | "They Got Some Swell Au Jus" |
Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
They got some swell au jus,
The place I dine.
My bread sops it up, with the roux.
Dessert--I am
Eyein' some piein'.
You know, when I jam it,
Big slice in my mouth,
It's just like jam; it
Lands on my gams as it dribbles south.
It joins the swell au jus
That's on my thighs,
My thighs.
Love au jus,
Love au jus,
Love au jus,
Love au jus, goes with cow
That's cooked so rare
It risks BSE*. . .
Eat anyhow.
So beef me.
They got some swell au jus,
The place I dine
[fade on slurping sounds]
*bovine spongiform encephalopathy
The place I dine.
My bread sops it up, with the roux.
Dessert--I am
Eyein' some piein'.
You know, when I jam it,
Big slice in my mouth,
It's just like jam; it
Lands on my gams as it dribbles south.
It joins the swell au jus
That's on my thighs,
My thighs.
Love au jus,
Love au jus,
Love au jus,
Love au jus, goes with cow
That's cooked so rare
It risks BSE*. . .
Eat anyhow.
So beef me.
They got some swell au jus,
The place I dine
[fade on slurping sounds]
*bovine spongiform encephalopathy
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