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Song Parodies -> I Nosh on Deli Food

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Nosh on Deli Food"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

I nosh on deli food
All of the time.
I chew and chew and chew and chew
Ham on rye 'n'
Chase it with rye, gin.

On top of that ham sits
Mustard, golden brown--
Makes it taste less hammy.
I jam it in and swallow it down.

I nosh on deli food
All of the time,
So fine.

I love to
On food chew,
Give me stew,
My lunch food--ready now
Not kosher fare. . .
Mix meat and dairy,
Like cheese and cow,

So beefy!
I nosh on deli food
All of the time.

[fade on sound of enthusiastic noshing]
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