Don't you love those pictures of adorable little kittens frolicking
playfully in baskets of unraveled yarn? Keep dreaming - that only
happens in calendars. Real cats can be a terror and a half, peeing
on Persian rugs, clawing curtains, and spreading litter box remnants
all over your humble abode. Fortunately, however, a cat can be
trained. So before you do something rash like go out and get a
dog, we suggest you follow
our advice and learn how to keep your freaky feline in check.
If you don't, you might have a "cat"-astrophe on your
hands. Sorry.
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Since
the days when ancient Egyptians elevated cats to goddess status, the
animals have been known for their independent, mysterious ways and
aloof nature. (Translation: they're snobs.) Although they can be every
bit as emotionally demanding as dogs - they, too, want to be petted
and played with - cats typically are much cooler customers, frequently
pretending they couldn't care less about their human caretakers.
No
matter how vexing cats can be, just remember that they're not trying
to get your goat, but rather, they have reasons for their actions
(either biological, medical or psychological). Your cat, for example,
does not know that she has ruined your $5,000 rug (we'll assume,
for the purposes of this SYW, that your cat is a girl). All she
knows is that you have moved her litter box next to the washing
machine, and she's scared. Or that you have bought a new type of
litter that she dislikes. While cats have excellent memories, they
won't understand if you rub their noses in misplaced poop and yell
at them. Being hit will only teach your cat to fear you, which is
the worst move you could make if you want to train her to do anything
right in the future. Cats are quite logical creatures (why do you
think they get such high SAT scores?), and in most cases, there
is a clear explanation for your cat's behavior.
The
following characteristics are biologically inherent in cats:
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Cats are hunters (mice, take note).
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Cats are territorial.
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Cats like to jump onto high places and creep into small, dark
nooks and crannies (protect those Eggo waffles).
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Cats are nocturnal.
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Cats sleep 50 to 75 percent of the day (slackers).
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Cats defecate away from where they eat (a good thing for all).
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Cats like to scratch things (and they need to scratch things to
keep their claws healthy).
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Cats like objects that amuse them, especially when left home alone
for long stretches of time. These objects include: house plants,
curtains that blow in the breeze, electrical cords, shoelaces,
feathery boas left on the backs of chairs, and open garbage cans.
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Cats do not respond well to physical violence, screaming, intimidation,
or being chased by infants with scissors.
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Cats like to perform on Broadway.
Now
that you know what makes cats tick, it should be a bit easier to
figure out what's at the root of "bad" behavior. Often
the cause is either medical or due to a change in lifestyle
or environment.
- Medical.
When your cat starts acting weird, you should first make sure
that the cause is not medical-related. Urinary infections can
cause random peeing, while rabies-although unlikely due to mandatory
vaccinations - can cause aggression. The last thing you want to
do is reprimand your cat when the behavior isn't her fault.
- Lifestyle
or environment. Is there a new baby, dog, cat, or mother-in-law
to introduce stress? Did you move recently? Has your schedule
shifted so you are working different hours or longer periods of
time? Despite their independent nature - cats in the wild come
together only to mate - house cats suffer from boredom and stress.
So if you think excessive changes are the cause of your cat's
naughtiness, give the cat lots of attention and playtime when
you get home. Limit your kitty's interactions with the cause of
the stress (say, another cat or a new baby) at first, and then
gradually allow her to have more and more contact with the new
entity.
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