The Dolphins' Ricky Williams, who is hoping to be reinstated after a drug suspension, said he hasn't used drugs "in maybe three years" because of yoga. -- Miami Herald
The only way the Lakers get Chauncey Billups is in a trade with the Pistons, who will be trying very hard to re-sign him. -- Los Angeles Times
The Mets held open auditions for people to sing the national anthem at a future game -- and I tried out.
The Masters, Second Round, 4-7 p.m. EST (8-11 p.m. Replay), USA Network Cool, dry conditions turned the already comically-difficult Augusta National Golf Club into an obstacle course Thursday, with only nine golfers shooting under-par. You can't put a price on watching millionaire golfers turn into 12-round-a-year hacks, chipping from one side of the fringe to the other and gagging on four-footers.
"He's got a nice butt."
-- The Red Sox's Coco Crisp, when asked what the view of Daisuke Matsuzaka was from center field, after the Japenese pitcher's first major league start on Thursday
A pair of producers have purchased the television rights to the Pillow Fight League, and will try to get a network to air the "matches."