Ebola
Monkey Man: Pissing Off Nigerian Scammers
One At a Time!
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black; white; straight; gay (not in that way of course and not that there
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WARNING!!!! SOME OF THESE SCAMS CONTAIN HARSH LANGUAGE AND EXPLICIT PHOTOS! Okay, here's the deal: Email conversations are posted by date. The first email is always the original one from the scammer. The Nigerians' emails are always in black. My emails are always in blue. The people I portray are sometimes my own creation, sometimes a character from a movie, or sometimes an actual actor. If we have a guest emailer, like someone who is helping the scammer, one of my immature friends helping me out, or I play someone else besides the person the scammer thinks he or she is talking with, it will be in red. EBOLA MONKEY NOTES are my narration of what's going on. Kind of like the guy on the Wonder Years. They will always be in green. Enjoy the following links and remember two rules:
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Albert Fred - This is the email that started my scam baiting hobby. God bless this idiot. Peter Aka - This Peter hooks up with Tiffany Mynx. He couldn't help but keep going back to the airport. Peter Okoye - Peter becomes involved with Jules Winfield. Note: He is not related to Christian Okoye. Judith Kante - "The Profanator" (Father Will U. Tuchme) and the monkey (Sister Anita Hanchob). This poor scammer has no idea what she was getting into. Prince Soki Mobutu - "The Monkey" and "The Profanator" are back and this time we play a gangsta rappers of the group Foe-on Nine. Abollo Emmanual - Jules make a new friend, but will his "hit man" attitude destroy a beautiful friendship? Barrister Ayo Phillips - Barrister can see that Peter North is "not serious." How could you not take Peter North serious? Johnson Williams - Ah, the lovely Tiffany Millions casts her spell. Those crazy porn stars. Mallam Adamu Ciroma- Peter North confuses this poor man. Kason Bello- Was NOT falling for the banana in the tail pipe trick. Adaku - What happens when a scammer accidently emails another scammer? Bayo Adeoni - How would a closet southern racist get a long with a Nigerian scammer? Featuring the "Bayo" song. John N'Diaye - A scammer and a red-headed mullet wearer with a secret named Dirk Diggler. Watch Dirk pit the scammers against each other. Mariam Abacha - I must have come on too strong. I was only trying to help........ Mariam Abacha2- Is it possible that this scammer could have come across a long lost family member? Read Preston's story. Mariam & Barrister -
Submitted by "The Phoenix." Ivor B. Iggone with Maryam & Sule (P1) (P2) (P3) (P4) - The first time I teamed up with "The Profanator." We get these two scammers to believe we are a married couple. Mohamed - A spin off from the M&S scam. Read the conversations to see how Mohamed ended up with a job at ebolamonkeyman.com. Sulieman Musa - You can never have too much of a good thing. Gangsta rap group Foe-on Nine claims another victim. Madam Stella - This one is going to show you how low a scammer will go to steal money. I play "Ima Dicfiend" and the Profanator will reprise his role as "Father Will U. Tuchme." John Chuk - Everyone loves R&B. If you don't, you will after you hear the love flowing from Big Sexy (The Monkey) and Bear Daddy Love (The Profanator) of the group Three Times One Minus One. Tola & Pastor
Sam -Back
by popular demand. Mike Hunt & Brad Fairyman are back to
help this poor Mugu and his gigantic balls. HATE
MAIL - A collection of some of the interesting mail
I've received from readers. Some of them are as funny as the
scams. DIARY OF A MONKEY - For the fan who wants to know more about the monkey, I've opened up my diary.
DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO FOOL A SCAMMER? CLICK HERE if you want to join the Monkey Pox. |
Mr. Bukakke Ivannastiff Kockupmianus Bendme Overand Dome |
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INSIDE
THE MIND OF A NIGERIAN SCAMMER
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Read the facts, straight from the source. Mohamed tells all in the first ever column written by a scammer from the inside. |
THE
PROFANATOR PRESENT: MUGONICS
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Now you too can talk the talk with the new Nigerian 419 Scammer dictionary. Just think how quickly you will fit in at the local cyber cafe while chatting with your fellow scammers. MUGONICS (Continually being researched and updated.) |
Contact the Monkey because I'd love to hear from you. ebolamonkeyman@hotmail.com |