Ebola Monkey Man: Pissing Off Nigerian Scammers One At a Time!


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WARNING!!!! SOME OF THESE SCAMS CONTAIN HARSH LANGUAGE AND EXPLICIT PHOTOS!

Okay, here's the deal:  Email conversations are posted by date.  The first email is always the original one from the scammer.  The Nigerians' emails are always in black.  My emails are always in blue.  The people I portray are sometimes my own creation, sometimes a character from a movie, or sometimes an actual actor. If we have a guest emailer, like someone who is helping the scammer, one of my immature friends helping me out, or I play someone else besides the person the scammer thinks he or she is talking with, it will be in red. EBOLA MONKEY NOTES are my narration of what's going on.  Kind of like the guy on the Wonder Years. They will always be in green.  Enjoy the following links and remember two rules:

1. Never believe anything these idiots say.
2. Never feel sorry for them.  They have caused a lot of suffering for many people.  

Who says these scammers aren't smart? OK, you're right.

Iama Dildo

Father Will U. Tuchme

It's Raining Men

M.U.G.U.

Foe-On Nine All Up...

Butt-Plugg

Father Penna Trateme

I Love Cooky Sucky



Iblowdudes



EBOLAMONKEYMANROX

SCAMS FEATURING THE EBOLA MONKEY MAN

Albert Fred - This is the email that started my scam baiting hobby.  God bless this idiot.

Peter Aka - This Peter hooks up with Tiffany Mynx.  He couldn't help but keep going back to the airport.

Peter Okoye - Peter becomes involved with Jules Winfield.  Note:  He is not related to Christian Okoye.

Judith Kante - "The Profanator" (Father Will U. Tuchme)  and the monkey (Sister Anita Hanchob).  This poor scammer has no idea what she was getting into.

Prince Soki Mobutu - "The Monkey" and "The Profanator" are back and this time we play a gangsta rappers of the group Foe-on Nine.

Abollo Emmanual - Jules make a new friend, but will his "hit man" attitude destroy a beautiful friendship?

Barrister Ayo Phillips - Barrister can see that Peter North is "not serious."  How could you not take Peter North serious?

Johnson Williams - Ah, the lovely Tiffany Millions casts her spell.  Those crazy porn stars.

Mallam Adamu Ciroma- Peter North confuses this poor man.

Kason Bello- Was NOT falling for the banana in the tail pipe trick.

Adaku - What happens when a scammer accidently emails another scammer?

Bayo Adeoni - How would  a closet southern racist get a long with a Nigerian scammer?  Featuring the "Bayo" song.

John N'Diaye - A scammer and a red-headed mullet wearer with a secret named Dirk Diggler.  Watch Dirk pit the scammers against each other.

Mariam Abacha - I must have come on too strong.  I was only trying to help........

Mariam Abacha2- Is it possible that this scammer could have come across a long lost family member?  Read Preston's story.

Mariam & Barrister - Submitted by "The Phoenix." Ivor B. Iggone with
Heywood Jablome (the monkey) at your service Mariam.

Maryam & Sule (P1)  (P2)  (P3)  (P4) - The first time I teamed up with "The Profanator."  We get these two scammers to believe we are a married couple.

Mohamed - A spin off from the M&S scam.  Read the conversations to see how Mohamed ended up with a job at ebolamonkeyman.com.

Sulieman Musa - You can never have too much of a good thing. Gangsta rap group Foe-on Nine claims another victim.

Madam Stella - This one is going to show you how low a scammer will go to steal money. I play "Ima Dicfiend" and the Profanator will reprise his role as "Father Will U. Tuchme."

John Chuk - Everyone loves R&B. If you don't, you will after you hear the love flowing from Big Sexy (The Monkey) and Bear Daddy Love (The Profanator) of the group Three Times One Minus One.

Tola & Pastor Sam -Back by popular demand. Mike Hunt & Brad Fairyman are back to help this poor Mugu and his gigantic balls.

Dr. Kingsley - Foe-on Nine rap legends are back. Black Mic and B-Smooth are teaming up with a Dr. to rock da mic.


Pui Cheung - Porn producer Jackie Treehorn lends his assistance to this scammer from China, for the small price of a PANDA BEAR.

HATE MAIL - A collection of some of the interesting mail I've received from readers. Some of them are as funny as the scams.

FAN MAIL - Interesting emails from fans of the MONKEY.

DIARY OF A MONKEY - For the fan who wants to know more about the monkey, I've opened up my diary.

SCAMS FROM THE MONKEY POX

SCAMS BY THE MONKEY POX
Featuring many more silly scammers holding stupid signs.


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Mr. Bukakke

Ivannastiff Kockupmianus

Bendme Overand Dome

I Love Juanking

Will U Phystme

Papa Don't Preach

Get Up Flacid Willie

Phill Miazz



I Love Humpin Bois



Iama Pina Seater

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Anita Cox



I Love Cocky Sucky Brothers



Iama Wayne Kerr

INSIDE THE MIND OF A NIGERIAN SCAMMER

Read the facts, straight from the source. Mohamed tells all in the first ever column written by a scammer from the inside.

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THE PROFANATOR PRESENT: MUGONICS

Now you too can talk the talk with the new Nigerian 419 Scammer dictionary. Just think how quickly you will fit in at the local cyber cafe while chatting with your fellow scammers.

MUGONICS (Continually being researched and updated.)

YOU MIGHT BE NIGERIAN IF...............
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NIGERIAN 419 MADLIB (write like the pros)
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