We present...

Below are lyrics and tabs to all my released songs. Most of the songs also have MP3 performances of them, except for some of the Nowhere Standard Time songs which I haven't MP3ed yet. If you like my songs, drop me a line. You can perform these songs yourself, although obviously I'd like to hear about it if you do.

Completed albums:

• Bad Stupid Delerious (1997/05)
• Nowhere Standard Time (1997/07)
• Jake's Birthday Party (1998/07)
• Are You An Organism? (recorded 1999, released 2002/05)
• A Credit To His Demographic (2001/01)
• version 1.1.2pl14 (2001/12)

Works in Progress

Here you can get some recorded songs that haven't yet made it onto an album.

KAL Music

Sometimes I get together with my friends Kris Straub and Adam Kaplan and make up silly songs. Here are some of those songs.

Covers and Compilations

Various people have been kind enough to cover my songs. Find out more about them.

Hosted MP3s:

I'm pleased to make the copious music of my friends avaliable on this Web site. Here you go.

• Two crupper scupper supper upper and the flupperdupper maleatora albums:
  1. My Dinner With Andre Nguyen
  2. What do you Call the Pork Things?
• Five albums by Jeremy Bruce:
  1. I'm not playing with you or you ever again till next friday
  2. Smally Creative
  3. Off Gabbt
  4. Largely Creative
  5. it smells really bad in here

Written but Not Recorded:

• The Age of Reason, in which robots turn out to better than humans at everything, including irrational shortsightedness.

Miscellaneous [T]:

• Tabs to selected unreleased songs
• My covers of songs

Other stuff

Here's a great poster for an imaginary band which I made for my sister. I'm actually considering doing an album of this just so I can use the graphic. That's how much I like it.