Bull + Swamp = Cow
Copyright 1998 Leonard Richardson (06/19/1998)
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Note:
The cool thing about this song is that the backup vocals share
syllables with the foreground vocals so that, even though the backup
and main vocals overlap, one person can sing everything (well, OK, the
Peoria/Oreo thing is kind of a stretch). I wrote it that way, it's not
something that just happened. The "uh, uh, uh!" part is my tribute to
the Frank Zappa song "Florentine Pogen". I don't know why, since
there's no "uh, uh, uh!" in "Florentine Pogen", but it just reminds me
of that song. Anyway, here are the tabs:

[Intro tab:]
-5--5--5-5-0-3-
Played in the song intro and before each verse.

[Intro chord:]
A5 (wocka-wocka-wocka)

[Verse tab:]
----------------------------3----------6--5--3-
-5--5-4-5--5-4-5--5-4-5-4-5----5--3--5---------

[Verse chords:]
A5 (wocka-wocka-wocka) C5 A5 G5 A5 D#5 D5 C5

[Chorus chords:]
C5 (wocka-wocka-wocka) x5 x5 D5 C5 
C5 (wocka-wocka-wocka) C5 C#5 D5

[Lyrics:]
She's got a do like the chick from Fatal Attraction
(Action Jackson is her name)
She sticks pins into dolls to see their reaction
(Reactionary to a fault)

She's not teasin'
There's no pleasin' her
Give her a reason
She'll rip your heart out
She's not teasin'
There's no pleasin' her
Give her a reason to uh, uh, uh!

She plays bass in a glam rock band from Peoria
(Oreo Double Stuff cookies are good)
She bought a carton of crystals to change her aura
(Oral sex is hard for her)

When unwanted
She's undaunted
She'll play andante, go
Sing your heart out
When unwanted
She's undaunted
She'll play andante, go uh, uh, uh!

Every man in the place was looking at her
(Herbicide is good for you)
You'd try your luck if you could only be sure
(Sherman Oaks Galleria)

Every morning
Without warning she
Eats off Corningware
Eat your heart out
Every morning
Without warning she
Eats off Corningware, uh, uh, uh!

(Mom, I missed the train again!)