Jerusalem: US Presidential hopeful Barak Obama is un-African, the primate of Uganda said, and advocates moral positions at odds with the religious and cultural values of the continent.Speaking in response to statements made by the candidate’s wife last week that posited a moral equivalency between the push for gay marriage and the civil rights movement, Archbishop Henry Orombi said: “It is distressing that Barack Obama, a fellow African, would promote racial civil rights as morally equivalent to immoral civil behaviour.” On June 26, Michelle Obama told the Democratic National Committee’s Gay and Lesbian Leadership Council the gay rights ...

Stop me if you've heard this one: Two nameless men, both of whom have been accused of extramarital activity that goes against their self-professed roles as "family values" guys, walk into a Senate chamber. One man says to the other, "Hey, you know what would be fun? If we team up to co-sponsor a measure that's designed to 'protect the sanctity of marriage.'" The second guy replies, "Cool, I'm in!" So the two start walking (with wide stances) towards the bill's chief sponsor to tell them the good news. On the way to the sponsor's office (and after stopping at ...