I am getting the house hunting urge again. I may go see a place tomorrow.One reason is that my realtor friend told me to go ahead and buy those $1800.00 Christina tickets and I feel that I can get the money back from him at closing, by making him give me some of his commission back like he usually does in a real estate transactions.But seriously, there is a house a few blocks away that I really like. It has a lot of land, a pool, two floors, a fireplace, really lots of great amenities and best of all, ...

Is this bad? A friend and I were at a restaurant and there was a bug walking on my plate, a small green thing (he says it was black). I killed the bug and went on eating. He said I was a disgusting pig and should have complained to the waitress.The way I see it is that the thing could have flown onto the plate after she put down the food, although I doubt it and there is probably so much crap going on back in the kitchen, it was just a little bug, who the hell knows what ...

When I was looking for the cock ring picture for the other post, some weird things came up when I did a Google image search. I sent some links to Jorge.ME: did u like the pics?JORGE: i did not look at themME: they are cock ringsME: with men attached ...

It's Day Light's Saving's Time this weekend. I don't like it.I like when it gets dark early, it's a cozy feeling to me. I know people are all concerned about their cell phones and computers complying with the early spring ahead in time, but I am concerned about the actual darkness and night time being gone.I don't want it to be light out at 7 pm. I want it dark and spooky, and cozy. It isn't summer or spring, so leave the clocks alone. I am protesting and not changing my clocks so if I am late for things, ...

We have been overspending on event tickets this past month or so and I think we need to stop. We got Justin Timberlake, Wicked, The Police, Gwen Stefani, we may go to Mets spring training, I got the rodeo and other things and The Boif got tix to New York for a fast trip and the coup de gras? See that picture above? That is The Boif buying tix to Christina Aguilera, know how much? $1800.00 for two tix for second row center. NOT PRICELESS. :(We now have three other tix for the Christina concert going to waste. They ...

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So last night at our condo board meeting, we decided to finally spend the $17,000 and get a brand new security system for the building, which is really a lot for a small building. One of the neighbors feels we need all this security.Anyway, so this super duper system will be installed. Now another board member who hated every maintenance man that we ever had now misses them (we got rid of them all and use a cleaning service), because we have no one to put the daily newspaper in the elevator the first thing in the morning. I have ...

So I have to go to a urologist after all that embarrassment with my lady doctor. The urine came back clean, and she was insisting I had some sort of STD. But I told her that was impossible since I have not been a slut (like some people I know). Hi Jorge. So I was glad the test proved that to her.Anyway, I think I may have twisted something down there at the gym or maybe with a cock ring. I found an old one I got in New York maybe 10 years ago, I remember walking into ...

We just found out that one of my friend's ex boyfriends was deported. He is a horrible, violent vindictive person, and he belongs off the streets for good -- although I don't know if he belongs out of the country for good -- he had been in the US for 30 years.That's one of those third-world Miami things -- at any given moment, half the population could easily be deported. ...

I write frequently about all the freaky things that happen to me in twos. Here's another:Last week I dealt with two bitches, both named S. Johnson. They had no connection to each other but they both sent orders in on the same day and they were both total bitches. I ended up telling them both to go to hell. ...

Jorge F and I hit the malls yesterday, it was fun, we even stopped at a church flee market where Luis was working. But Jorge is not a power shopper and he can't keep going, he gets bored.It hit 90 degrees yesterday and of course Jorge had the top down on his convertible du jour and we were burning up, but as he said, "How can I attract men without the top down?" So we sweated it out and looked like tourists in the freaking car. When we go to South Beach, locals think we are tourists because of the ...

I managed to snag a couple of decent Police tickets finally. It's still on the floor, but a bit further back than the tickets I actually had early in the day before Firefox screwed it up by freezing up. I had section 7 in the third row. I tried again late in the afternoon yesterday, I had it on my mind all day because the tv kept showing commercials and I kept singing along to the music. I got section 16. Not bad if you look at the chart, right in the center, on the floor. (If you click ...

Oh well I am not going to The Police concert. And I did have third row seats.I got on line right at time, had the correct codes and I manged to get right in the center third row. Then as I was filling in the form, it locked up at the last part where I enter my zip code. This happens on Firefox all the time. I tried again, but the only seats left were way off to the side.I tried the AOL browser and the Internet Explorer browsers, but the Miami show didn't even appear on those browsers, so ...

I tried like crazy to get The Police tickets yesterday, only to see that they changed the date to today. So I'll try again today to get the tickets. ...

There's this young girl who works at Publix and for years she has been trying to get me to see the movie The Replacements. I don't know how the subject came up, but this has been going on for maybe three years and every time I am in the store she asks me if I have seen the film yet. She calls me by name across the store and she says she is gonna drag me to Blockbuster.All she says is that it is funny, a football comedy or something.We'll I saw it the other night and didn't ...

I'm trying to get tickets for The Police concert today. I got a presale code from Best Buy through their Reward Zone program and now at 10 am I have to battle it out.The concert is mid-July at Dolphins Stadium here in Miami where it will be sticky and sweltering so who knows if I'll want to go when the date arrives. We'll see. I'll let you know if I get them. ...

South Beach was wild last night, I am surprised Lincoln Road was so busy on a Tuesday.I went out there to do a food run for someone who works at the Delano. I lugged the food over by foot from one end of Lincoln Road to the other, with a banana shake dripping all down my arm. I didn't stay long. As I was walking to my car, I saw a good friend of mine. So it ended up being party time.We went up and down Lincoln Road and Washington Avenue all night, drinking and shopping and ...

"Oh my God, the New York Times called me and not the subscription department!"- Rory Gilmore's reaction to maybe being an intern for the NYT. I love this thing they have been doing on the Gilmore Girls every week. It's these long scenes of them walking and talking and the scene goes on for like 10 minutes and it is just one long scene with no breaks or close-ups or anything like that. And the camera just follows them the whole way. The whole scene depends on the actors knowing the dialogue and the extras in the background ...

I did another "Stormin Norman" act. Tell me if I am right or not.I went to a restaurant for lunch with someone and the freaking waitress totally ignored me. I felt like I was invisible -- a ghost.My friend sat down across from me at the table and immediately was served a glass of water but the waitress didn't bring me one. Then he ordered a Diet Coke and the bitch ran off before I could open my mouth and had his Diet Coke back on the table in three seconds, she then starts walking away, but he calls to ...

I was on Miracle Mile and this pretty black girl was walking two huge Irish wolf hounds, I heard her tell a family who had stopped to ask her about the dogs. (Ironically, if you click on the picture above, you'll see the marque says "No Dogs Allowed", yet the Mile is wall-to-wall dogs, almost to the point of being annoying) .Now Coral Gables really doesn't have many black people, usually they are the maids or yard workers, so this was nice to see her out and about on the Mile.A bit later, she was still out there with ...