Where does the tongue go? In the front or the back? If you’ve got a Facebook account, Jimmie really wants to know. I’m not sure what that says about him, but he does. He’s got a poll up here. At the time of this posting front and back are a 50/50 toss-up, with “I put my bare ass right on the seat” a close second. Originally published at blog.Adonis.net. You can comment here or there. ...

An internet acquaintance of mine has a video log over at YouTube, and I highly recommend it. He’s charming, cute as hell, subtly geeky, and has a rotten, evil soul. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and if you’re anything like me you’ll get all tingly every time he says something with an “oo” in it and sounds all Canadian. Check it out: The James D Show. Originally published at blog.Adonis.net. You can comment here or there. ...