You know her. You love her. You've probably drank with her. It's Lisa Timmons, ya'll! 1. Lisa Meets Kiefer Sutherland - ohmygod, this was so hot. Lisa got to meet Jack Bauer. Let's just say this exclusive was so big that Ri-Ri Harvey (J. Harvey's Mom) called him to exclaim excitedly over Lisa's coup! Seriously, everyone has Jack Bauer fever! 2.Vanessa Minnillo Caught in Copy Room Making Tons of Copies of Her Resume - Lisa's best headline of the week. Her TRL day's are numbered, let's hope her Nick Lachey's girlfriend days aren't or her next stop is a ...

OK, here's the deal. We all know that J. Harvey is an awesome recapper. If we were superheroes, J.'s amazing secret power wouldn't be that of invisibility, flight or even eyes that shoot lasers. No, it would be his ability to detail the events of some of our favorite television shows in a way that is often much funnier than the show had ever intended to be portrayed. And that is why I feel like it would be a cop-out to include his recaps in this end of the week round-up when the truth of the matter is, y'all should ...

Harry Potter (aka Daniel Radcliffe) is coming closer and closer to showing off his bod in "Equus" on the London stage. Here's a pic of his cakes, and if ya wanna see some more fairly NSFW pics of Harry Potter and his treasure trail go here . ...

Fashion Babylon, written by Imogen Edwards-Jones and Anonymous (can anyone guess who?) unveils many of fashion's dirty secrets. It's a painfully honest portrayal of an ugly industry profiting off physical beauty. For any fashion wanna-be, this book reveals the good, the bad and the absolutely repulsive. What did I learn from Fashion Babylon? Well, for one, Sienna Miller is hot shit. I honestly had no idea that she was so popular. Maybe I'm a little out of it, but to me, she is just the girl that gets perpetually cheated on by Jude Law, has actual sex with co-stars, and ...

• Jayden James lives! [PITNB]
• Lindsay Lohan and her sexy parties. [Egotastic]
• Look like Mandy Moore and rock a green top. [City Rag]
• I have never thought communism was funny until now. [Mollygood]
• Harry Potter's dimples - not the cute cheek dimples. [Just Jared]
• Paris learns her lesson the hard way and lipstick gets its revenge. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Scarjo still has fans. [IDLYITW]
• J. Lo boarded the mothership. [Hollywood Rag]
• Felicity...I mean Keri Russell is now a Mrs. [Popsugar]
• Just another reason Justin is better off Britney free. [Dlisted]

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It was revealed today that the primary beneficiary in Anna Nicole's will was her teenage son Daniel. Who's now deceased. Oh oh. Howard K. Stern was named as her executioner...I mean executor. The 16-page will was never updated. It does not mention Smith's 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn. (Read the will -- pdf) Clouding an already murky legal scenario, some language in the will seems to exclude any of Smith's future spouses or children. Yet in other sections, it refers to Smith's "children," instructing the executor, for example, to manage the estate "such that my children are distributed sufficient sums for their health, ...

The continued battle of the BMI has become a focal point in the industry. Serious debates and even bans have been instituted to fight off unhealthy models. Obviously, all the measures taken are basically in effort to cover one's ass. The finger pointing and the weight of the world's physical perception of beauty had to fall somewhere. In effort to lighten the subject, celebrity photographer/director Jonathan Lennard has created a film in retaliation. "Anorexia the Film" is a refreshing satirical jab at the stereotype that all models have eating disorders. A total of one minute, the film shows ladies ...

Well, it was sorta inevitable. Extra is reporting that Britney Spears is going into rehab. Stay tuned to see if this is definite or not. "Extra" has learned that pop star Britney Spears is entering a rehab facility. Spears was last seen leaving New York City four nights ago on a private jet with her two young sons heading to Miami. Then, she disappeared off the paparazzi radar. Spears entering rehab comes after months of hard partying and friends having reached out to her to seek help. More details as they appear. Pray for Britney. UPDATE: TMZ reports that Britney was ...

Unfortunately, short of a surgical procedure, there is no overnight treatment that will give you a rack like Pamela Anderson or Dolly Parton. Bust enhancing creams don't claim to make your chest spill out of your tank top like the girls at Hooters, anyway (or some of them, at least). Most bust creams work to tighten up the appearance of the soft skin around the breast for a firmer, more supple look. Although using creams to get a bigger cup size is going to work just as well as "I must, I must, I must increase my bust" exercises of the ...

Foxy Brown is a crazy bitch. Especially when she's getting her nails did. Seriously, she's been arrested AGAIN for threatening nail salon workers. This is like a pattern with her. What gets her so nuts up in the salon? Does she actually not like having her feet touched? I don't. That might make me crazy, too. So do it yourself, bitch! Rapper Foxy Brown was arrested in Florida and held overnight for battery and obstruction of justice, according to the arrest record and local newspaper reports on Friday. Brown, whose real name is Inga Marchand, was detained at a Pembroke ...

Los Angeles: This weekend's Hollywood Collectors Show looks like it's going to be a bit insane. Rule #1? "All of our celebrity guests will charge a fee for their autograph". Rule #2? "Some of our celebrity guests may not want to be photographed." Who are these finicky celebrities, you might wonder? The kids from "Everybody Loves Raymond", Tonya Harding, and some other high profile dudes. All right! [Link] Debi Derryberry, the voice of "Jimmy Neutron", will be signing copies of her kid-friendly album, "What A Way To Play" on Saturday afternoon. The performance is free, so definitely bring the ...

(WENN) I totally feel like I'm in high school, scribbling this shit on a bathroom stall. Aubrey O'Day reportedly got all "Girl Gone Wild" at the Warner Bros. Grammy after party last weekend, and made out with some brunette right in the middle of all the post-Grammy festivities. The "Danity Kane" singer and her Siamese lip-twin were shaking their asses to AC/DC's "Shook Me All Night Long" and their canoodling was captured for posterity by an unnamed "guy friend" who snapped pictures of the two. My money's on Joe Francis. ...

Robin Thicke may not be a name you've heard too much. With all the gummy, sugary, watered-down pop music out there, it's rare to find someone who can grab music by the horns and steer it into a place it's never been. Someone who has the passion of a soul singer, the lyrics of a hip-hop artist, and the skill of a super producer. Without any professional training, Thicke has become an amazing producer--not only producing his own albums--but also working with such music powerhouses as Mary J Blige, Usher, Christina Aguilera, Michael Jackson on their projects. Everything ...

Well, it was sorta inevitable. Extra is reporting that Britney Spears is going into rehab. Stay tuned to see if this is definite or not. "Extra" has learned that pop star Britney Spears is entering a rehab facility. Spears was last seen leaving New York City four nights ago on a private jet with her two young sons heading to Miami. Then, she disappeared off the paparazzi radar. Spears entering rehab comes after months of hard partying and friends having reached out to her to seek help. More details as they appear. Pray for Britney. ...

Producering is hard. And it makes me hungry, well hungry for a Dirty Ketel Martini. You see, it's been a busy couple weeks with me buying equipment, finding talent, brainstorming and sleeping with all the right people (Sidebar: I miss the days when I slept with all the wrong people. That's when you really learn about who you are. Like I learned I was a slut. Remember that kids). Why have I been doing all this couch squirming? For you of course. The ASL reader. Soon we will rip the shrink wrap off the all new Socialite's Life Video Lounge ...

She is beautiful. But the dress? The editors have their say after the jump. Lisa Timmons: I think that when you're as stunningly beautiful as Eva Mendes, you tend to start wondering, "Is it me? Or is it my clothes?" And what you do is test that theory by going out and buying a strange, distracting outfit in order to find out. Eva is testing us, y'all. J. Harvey: That's like a Barbie dress. Don't get me wrong, it's hot Barbie dress, but a Barbie dress all the same. The material is designed to make six year old girls' eyes ...

(WENN) On stage at the Brit Awards, Justin Timberlake seemed to be sending out a very public and thinly-veiled message to his ex-girlfriend and resident party girl, Britney Spears. After she's seemed to be spinning pretty much out of control, collapsing in a club over New Year's, "forgetting" her panties and revealing all her "lady lumps" when exiting limousines, it sounds like Justin's pretty much just saying what everyone's already thinking. In his acceptance speech, JT added: "[E]veryone have a great night. Stop drinking! You know who you are. I'm speaking to you. You are going to ...

(Splash) Yep. The Cruise has gotten to them. FOX News is reporting that the couple is more than ever into Scientology. They have been taking professional business meetings at Scientology's Celebrity Center in Hollywood. Anthony is said to have taken the "purification" course, a hopped-up sauna that supposedly "cures" all ills. Lopez may have invested in the IRS-sanctioned religion thanks to infertility issues and difficulties in the couple's marriage. What's very clear is that Lopez and Anthony's sudden friendship with chief celebrity Scientologist Tom Cruise is no accident. Other than belonging to the expensive pay-as-you-go religion, Cruise ...

Ah, Television. I like it. I do. I like lots of different television shows, some good, others so bad that I love them more than life itself. Not my life, maybe my neighbor's life, or someone I worked with in the past whom I didn't really care much for, like that one guy who made really weird noises under his breath when he thought no one was listening and come back from the bathroom without washing his hands which I know because I was listening the whole time and then watch him the rest of the day with a faint ...

(WENN) In court yesterday, one of Howard K. Stern's attorneys, Ron Rale, stated that Anna had already been laying out plans for the dress she planned on wearing at her own funeral. According to the New York Daily News: Her son's death apparently led Smith to morbid thoughts of her own demise. Attorney Ron Rale said Stern had told him that Smith had been working with a seamstress on a dress for her own funeral. "There's a dress Anna Nicole had, the dressmaker had been preparing a dress," Rale said. Whew, at least the highly important matter of what ...