(I would have done a WINNERS logo, only I've just done a reinstall and I couldn't find my XARA 3D CD...)
| Well, it's been a hard fought competition, and the only reason it's taken me this long to post the results is because it's been so difficult to choose the winners. But I'd like to say that it's not just those people who get the prizes who I consider to be the winners in this competition, in my opinion you're all winners. Unless you think about how much time you spent writing these things, in which case by any real definition you're all losers. So, whose won, eh? Well, in the game competition the lucky winner was Chris Young. Mind you, odds are if I'd just pointed randomly at the page I would have ended up on one of his entries as he supplied precisely (ahem) 27% of them. The reason he won was because as well as making a bad game, he managed to satisfy my base needs by including saucy imagery into the bargain. Yes, the winning game is: |
Erotic Pinball - By Chris Young
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In the utitily competition one package stood out ahead of the crowd, if only because it made me laugh so much. Matthew Wilson's entry is a tour-de-force of crap that cleverly appeals to that bit in everyone which hates Micro$oft. Yes, it's the excellent: |
Tasword 2000 - By Matthew Wilson
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And so what do these lucky sausages win, I hear you ask? Well, each of them will get an attractive display case (ie, cardboard box, though it's a remarkably good fit) which contains six packets of Giant Rolos in it. That's well over a half-kilogram of chocolate and caramel, and - I think you'll agree - an amazing prize. Anyway, I'll stop typing now as I want to wrap up the packages and get the buggers sent off... |