Since I originally saw it before I became I movie critic, I have never written a review of it. I will correct that omission now, but I will stick more to commentary and just highlight some of my favorite scenes. To be fair to both of the people on earth who do not know the story, let me sketch it out for them first.

The rebel alliance is fighting an evil Empire. The Empire is building a Death Star so powerful that it can blow up an entire planet. They must get the Empire's plans for the Death Star before it becomes fully operational. The rebels hope to analyze the plans and find a weakness that will allow them to destroy the Death Star before it destroys the rebel's home planets and bases. Lord Darth Vader (David Prowse acting with voice by James Earl Jones) and Grand Moff Tarkin (Peter Cushing) are on the side of the Empire whereas Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill), Han Solo (Harrison Ford), Princess Leia Organa (Carrie Fisher), Ben "Obi-Wan" Kenobi (Alec Guinness), Chewbacca (Peter Mayhew), C3PO (Anthony Daniels), and R2D2 (Kenny Baker) end up fighting for the rebels.

Who would have guessed that young Harrison Ford would become the only big box office star out of the lot other than Alec Guinness who already was one? I incorrectly expected Mark Hamill to cash in on his fame, but other than the sequels, he basically vanished. Who were your favorite characters?

I was and still am fascinated by the hinted at but never fully developed chemistry between Luke and Princess Leia. I was impressed by the way Fisher played the princess as so tough and yet so regal a figure. She is also beautiful and very sexy. Jeffrey commented out of the blue on how pretty she is. Ford is hilarious, and it is still the funniest part he has ever done.

Guinness approached his role as if it had religious significance, and the monks robes he wore added to that dimension. Certainly the directing by George Lucas turned a band of mainly neophyte actors into an ensemble cast much as a new football coach might take a bunch of rookies and convince them that they were destined to win the championship their first season.

For evil, James Earl Jones's voice and the eerie sound effects of the pumping oxygen made for a forceful villain in Darth Vader. Most movies lose it in inappropriate villains, but George Lucas's script crafts just the right contrast and blend of good and evil. Moreover, the script, as I will demonstrate shortly, is funny and downright brilliant. The two best parts of the show were the special effects and the script. The effects are no longer quite so impressive, but the script is as strong today as it was then.

Let me now answer my original question. The best characters in the show are C3PO and R2D2. If you don't fall instantly in love with both of them, check yourself into the Ebenezer Scrooge Clinic to have your heart checked out.

The sets are so imaginative (John Barry, Leslie Dilley, and Norman Reynolds). From small details like the shiny black metal of the Death Star to the larger ones like the design of all of the weapons which are a mixture of the mechanical, the electrical, the old, and the new. Han Solo's ship the Millennium Falcon, for example, has weapons that have more in common with a B52 than what you will probably find in a future spaceship.

The best and funniest scene of the show has to be the bar scene. I could not imagine more effective designs than the costumes (John Mollo) and make-up (Stuart Freeborn) in that scene. I still laugh when I think about it.

Now back to the most important part, the script. Let me show some of what made this a seminal film in cinematic history while at the same time absolutely delighting its audiences. The mysterious force that pervades the universe is claimed to have ultimate power. As Darth Vader puts it, "The ability to destroy a planet is nothing next to the power of The Force."

When Luke first lays eyes on this expense spaceship they have rented, he explodes to Han Solo with, "What a piece of junk!" Han confidently defends her with, "She'll make .5 past light speed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts." When Luke begins to panic later, Han puts him down with, "Traveling through hyperspace it not like dusting crops, boy." Han is not impressed by this Force rubbish saying, "Hokey religions and ancient weapons aren't as good as a blaster at your side." Even Princess Leia gets some funny material. Getting angry at the Abominable Snowman sized Chewbacca, she tells the others, "Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?"

The quasi-religious figure of Obi-Wan has sayings with biblical rings to them. He advises Luke when they are in a seemingly hopeless situation that, "You can't win, but there are alternatives to fighting." When Han tries to put Obi-Wan down, Obi-Wan says, "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows the fool?"

The music by John Williams is incredible. It has your adrenaline pumping in almost every scene. Most musical scores are lucky if they have a single decent number. Williams's score is a cornucopia of musical wonder. I hope they will release STAR WARS again to the theaters soon. It seemed almost a sacrilege to watch it on merely a large TV screen with speakers not powerful enough to raise the dead.

STAR WARS runs 1:57 with perfect editing by Richard Chew, Paul Hirsch, and Marcia Lucas. It is correctly rated PG. There is no sex or nudity, and since this was before even PG movies felt obliged to include some bad words, there are none. There is cowboy level violence where people are shot with laser weapons called blasters and die bloodlessly and immediately. There are a couple of mildly scary scenes. One is of a brief shot of a severed and bloody arm and another is a shot from a distance of the charred remains of Luke's relatives. I think only kids under 5 will be scared by the show. Certainly Jeffrey (age 7) was not frightened, and he adored STAR WARS. I give it my top recommendation and rating of ****.