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Recently, you may have read or heard about the case of Jose Padilla, a young American who rose through the management ranks at Taco Bell and was later captured for conspiring with al Qaeda.After our diligent Government agents arrested Mr.Padilla for being an enemy combatant and detained him indefinitely, some people foolishly and dangerously attempted to argue that people like Mr.Padilla deserve things like “rights ” and “due process.” These people ask irrelevant and distressing questions like, “When will he get a fair trial?” To which we, the co-authors of this pamphlet, say: We ’ll get around to it soon enough! These same critics argue that our Government ’s approach to finding terrorists seems random. Some people get trials, some don ’t; some arrests are based on strong evidence, others not. Does this mean the Government doesn ’t know what it ’s doing? As members of our youth culture like to say: Whatever! We ’ll root out terrorism wherever we find it. After all, are you sure you ’re not a terrorist? We ’re not! Why is all this important to San Francisco? Things are not as pleasant as they seem here in the city by the bay! Behind the sourdough curtain lurks a haven of evildoers —al Qaeda terrorists maybe, or at the very least people who are up to no good, or look like they might be.People taking advantage of our warm weather and diversity to cloak their evildoings. We need your help to stomp out these people and get them locked up as enemy combatants. And to the critics: Grow up, San Francisco! Some people don ’t deserve the U.S.Constitution! Let the information in this guide help you uncover the danger in our midst.

These people look just like ordinary folks going about their business on a typical day in San Francisco.But there are many clues in these photos suggesting that these people ought to be arrested immediately and held indefinitely.Take a look.