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Pop Philosophy
War, What Is It Good For?
Absolutely nothing -- unless you're Clear Channel Communications
By Dan Strachota
Published: April 2, 2003
War, brought to you by Clear Channel War sure is depressing. And I'm not even talking about the fact that we're slaughtering people so that Georgie B. can sleep easily at night, happy that his...
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Pop Philosophy
Shock and Brouhaha
Why San Francisco is better than Austin, even during the South by Southwest music festival
By Dan Strachota
Published: March 26, 2003
Finally, a reason to appreciate the Dixie Chicks What's the difference between Austin and San Francisco? About 193,000 people -- that is, the approximate difference in crowd size during recent...
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Pop Philosophy
A Blind Man's Penis
John Trubee and the curious world of song-poems
By Dan Strachota
Published: March 12, 2003
Human breakdown of absurdity Occasionally people ask me what I think the best song ever written was. When I suggest "Blind Man's Penis," by Santa Rosa resident John Trubee, folks tend to scoff,...
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Air Apparent
The Justice League and Cafe Du Nord survive the winds of change
By Dan Strachota
Published: February 26, 2003
Justice lives! Although there was a U-Haul parked outside the Justice League last week, there's no need to worry. Despite erroneous reports of a closing (courtesy of Billy Jam's Hip Hop Slam news...
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The Eleventh Time's the Charm
Our critic handicaps the latest installment of Noise Pop
By Dan Strachota
Published: February 19, 2003
The Noise Poop By now, just about everyone knows what Noise Pop was -- a one-off for a handful of distortion-crazy bands beloved by S.F. music maven Kevin Arnold -- and is -- a plethora of...
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Pop Philosophy
Rubb You the Wrong Way
Whistling mufflers, car maniacs, and KRON-TV spawn an Internet icon
By Dan Strachota
Published: February 12, 2003
Loud and obnoxious aren't just for bands anymore "The latest rage for kids is driving parents and entire neighborhoods crazy," KRON-TV anchor Pam Moore said on a recent broadcast. This time...
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Pop Philosophy
Lounge Axe
Potrero Hill gives new meaning to the term "DJ battle"
By Dan Strachota
Published: February 5, 2003
Two turntables and a misdemeanor How many cops does it take to bust a move? Five, apparently -- the same number that showed up on Jan. 25 at the Lingba Lounge to slap the bar's owner, Cody...
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Pop Philosophy
Download or Die
The RIAA's war on the consumer
By Dan Strachota
Published: January 29, 2003
RIAA also stands for Really Intrusive Avaricious Asswipes You're in deep doo-doo, and it's all Khia's fault. Some jerk on the bus was humming her tune "My Neck, My Back (Lick It)," and by the...
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Pop Philosophy
Honey, I Shrunk the Hoot
The "smallest show in town" makes a big noise
By Dan Strachota
Published: January 15, 2003
It's not the size of the show that matters Onstage at the Hemlock Tavern, Dan Leone steps out from behind his steel drum to raffle off a carton of eggs. "Did anyone score a goal in a soccer game...
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Pop Philosophy
Ugly Is the New Beautiful:
Welcome to the rest of your life, or at least 2003
By Dan Strachota
Published: January 8, 2003
The kids are alright, and so is everyone else On New Year's Eve, my friend Tim declared 2003 the year of "Fuck, yeah" (as opposed to last year, which felt a lot like "Oh, fuck -- no!"). Of...
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Pop Philosophy
Oh, Inverted World
A handful of sleepers to wake up the neighbors
By Dan Strachota
Published: December 24, 2002
As 2002 comes to a close, the tortoises cross the finish line A few years ago during a best-man speech at a wedding, I made the suggestion that, like records, there are two kinds of people:...
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Pop Philosophy
Shop Till You Drop
Forget Kurt Cobain's Journals, and try Eminem's To-Do Lists instead
By Dan Strachota
Published: December 18, 2002
Dear Diary: Today I bought a shotgun The holidays are upon us with a vengeance, like an off-duty S.F. cop after your doggie bag. Many people start to panic about gifts at this late date, rushing...
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Pop Philosophy
The New Payola
Bold and innovative ways to fund a magazine
By Dan Strachota
Published: December 11, 2002
For the right price, you can have your own fart noises reviewed In the past, music magazines have made a concerted attempt to keep editorial and sales departments apart, so that one would not...
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Pop Philosophy
Ice, Ice, Baby:
Kool Keith puts the freeze on his fans at Slim's
By Dan Strachota
Published: November 27, 2002
Keith's not always so cool Jane's Addiction once titled an album Nothing's Shocking , and while that sentiment sometimes seems too true -- witness the Osbourne family's recent appearance on the...
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Pop Philosophy
Black Is the New Black:
With a new EP and an '80s vibe, Evening becomes eclectic
By Dan Strachota
Published: November 20, 2002
Some enchanted evening On several occasions last week, I tried to convince friends to go see a local band called Evening. "What does it sound like?" they asked. I hemmed and hawed, then...
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Pop Philosophy
Nuggets from the Golden State
Golden Nuggets and the Kitchen Sink
By Dan Strachota
Published: November 13, 2002
On a recent Friday afternoon at City Hall, the band Devo gave a free live performance (sponsored, naturally, by a car company). The musicians sounded like competent 50-year-olds playing songs that...
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Zappa and Spooky and Grainger -- oh my!
Other Minds' Eyes & Ears film festival
By Dan Strachota
Published: November 6, 2002
Open your mind and your art will follow During the 1986 BBC documentary West Coast Story: Frontiers of New Music , when a journalist asks John Cage why he never stays with one style of work, the...
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Pop Philosophy
Back from -- and with -- the dead
Kimo's and the Dead Kennedys return
By Dan Strachota
Published: October 30, 2002
A resurrection, just in time for Halloween One thing isn't being mentioned in the recent hysteria over the "closing" of Kimo's: The club's still open. Tyler Sauer, the manager of the venue for...
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Pop Philosophy
Make Sure There Aren't Any Squares at My Funeral
Punk hero Matty Luv passes on
By Dan Strachota
Published: October 23, 2002
Life is cheap, but living is expensive Wakes tend to be somber affairs, in which people in suits suck down weak drinks and gnaw on snacks that, no matter how well-prepared, taste like chalk....
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Pop Philosophy
Candy Says
The true story of a rare illness
By Dan Strachota
Published: October 16, 2002
Maybe hedonism does keep you fit Before this summer, Candida Martinez led a very healthy life. The 24-year-old assistant booker and manager for the Justice League abstained from drugs,...
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