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Friday May 30

Women Lived a Year Undetected in Man’s Closet

a 58 year-old homeless woman had let herself into the home one day, when the owner had failed to lock the door. She moved a futon into the small closet space, took showers, and ate the owners food while living out of the closet undetected for over a year.

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“Sexual orientation? Horizonal ”

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That's no big deal. I lived in the closet well over 25 years.
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When she came out of the closet was she gay?
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I'm actually thinking about having my wife move into the closet......
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that's nothing, I just found a family of illegals living in my chest of drawers. Michael Jackson lived in a boy's school changing room for 17 years.

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I think this is sad.

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Well I'm gonna check my closets today...
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That is funny as hell...
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I have a walk in closet that I've not been able to walk in for years.....now I'm feeling worried. Guess I'd better check in there.
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I'd sue her for back rent.
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Oh yeah complain about the food bill! Never mind that he threw his laundry in the wardrobe and never even noticed that it was always washed and ironed ready to wear. What happened to the poor old dear anyway?
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wow breaking in, stealing,invasion of privacy,damn do i need to go on
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it is awful to be homeless and hungry, hope the authorities try and get help for this woman
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Room for rent:
Female preferred
dimensions - 6X4
Free clothes and shoes
Common entrance (step over wife that has been shot)
Free food (whatever you find in pants pockets)
1 light bulb
No running water
No kitchen
nice carpet
Friendly neighbor (male, just turned single)

Contact 1-631-CALL-DILF.
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i dont bad about her going to jail (she deserves that) but i do feel bad for the fact that there are people out there that feel they need to take these measures to survive.
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This had to be Dennis Farina's closet because I heard him tell authorites "I did not know that she was in there."

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okay ive been gone for a while but im back with a wood chipper and a vengence.. This individual clearly needs to learn to cut their loses i mean this incident parallels the story line of that awful movie the borrowers which in itself should be punishable by death by woodchippa
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Sounds like the squatter in my out house.

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How very sad. I hope the woman will receive more assistance than three hots and a cot.

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Sounds too much like the story made up by two American women about living in someones house undetected for several months. It was in the news a couple months ago, then disappeared as will this.
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I know this is sad, but it is too funny. She lived there for about a year, and he never knew. Wouldn't he have heard noises. Nobody is that quiet. He must have thought he was going crazy. I about fell out laughing when I read this. It is kinda scary, though--just to think that someone could live in your closet for so long and you have no idea. It makes me want to check my closets when I get home. I have never been in my attic. I can't imagine what I would find up there.
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