Hey there. If you came here from a search engine, these probably aren't the pictures you're looking for. These aren't the droids you're looking for, either. These are pictures of me and my friends as we get into wacky situations.

• 2007

• 2006

• 2005

• 2004

• 2003

• 2002

  • December 20-28: Christmas spectacular, including another trip to LA.
    • December 20: The CollabNet office party.
    • December 21: I arrive in Bakersfield and survey my surroundings.
    • December 24: Various Christmas Eve traditions and meta-traditions.
    • December 25: Christmas. Features my new cousin Sam.
    • December 27: A trip to LA with my sisters, during which another song is recorded. Liquid nitrogen galore.
    • December 28: Sumana surprised me by showing up! Here are some pictures of her opening her Christmas presents.

  • December 18: Hanging out with Aaron Swartz. Also: Tonight's Episode: Murderous Magnetism.

  • December 3: Kevin and Stack are wowed by the gifts I brought back from England.

  • November: I spent a week in England (pictures not up yet).

  • October 10: Caution! Dave Eggers may be a little long-winded!

  • September 27: It's Seth's birthday party (aka the ksethdavidschoen release party), and Seth is fit as a fiddle!

  • August 24: I got to LA again, and see even more old friends than usual.

  • August 17: Sumana and I go on a great whale watch in Monterey! Bonus set: really nice nature pictures taken along the Pacific Coast Highway.

  • July 13: I help Sumana move.

  • July 9: It's my birthday, but I'm sick.

  • July 8: "There's no way Leonard will try to pass off three loosely-wedding-themed photo sets in one year, will he?" In this set, Adam and Kim get married. "What? I didn't expect that!" Hah! You snooze, you lose!

  • July 5: The awesome tortoise of my mother's neighbor.

  • July 4: Some Independance Day fun with Sumana in Bakersfield.

  • April 26: I went to LA to hang out with my buds. Includes world-famous liquid nitrogen tank!

  • March 2: Continuing the wedding-attending trend, I went to Bakersfield for the wedding of my uncle Garry.

  • January: I went to Texas for the wedding of my cousin Kristin.

• 2001

  • More pictures from CollabNet, including:
    • August 11: The company picnic
    • April 8: A visit from my mother.
    • Many visits to IHOP
    • Miscellaneous other photos

  • Pictures taken on and around Christmas. Includes pictures of me once again hanging out with Adam, Kris, et al. after a long period of not hanging out with them.

  • December 19: Dmitry is free, and we're partying!

  • Pictures from Thanksgiving.

  • November 2: D'Acord! [sic]

  • October 23: Sumana performing stand-up at Blake's.

  • October 20: A brief trip to Bakersfield.

  • September 22: Sumana and I attend a taping of West Coast Live on which Garrison Keillor is appearing.

  • July 30: A silly vehicle I made out of Lego.

  • July 28: A brief visit with UCLA professor and friend Peter Hodgson.

  • July 27: Leonard meets Pete Peterson II and finally gets the Nerth Pork shirt he won in the robotfindskitten contest! Also includes crowd-pleasers Seth, Elise, Stephane, and the ever-present Nick Moffitt.

  • July: A disturbing but informative trip to Utah.

  • June 16: The wedding anniversary of my aunt Pat and uncle Alan.

  • June 15: Win one for the Gipper! I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.

  • May 11: A visit to my mother's new house in Bakersfield.

  • May 5: A rough road.

  • May 5: In which Leonard discovers the Necronomicon in paperback.

  • April 16: More Sumana. This time she does stand-up.

  • April 13: Hanging out with Sumana Harihareswara. Also see Kevin Maples' similarily-themed pictures, but not this one.

  • March 23: Steve Zwaska's rocket parts and CrackMonkey Night! Such a deal!

  • February 18: Skiing with my uncle.

  • February 4: Beach party in San Francisco. Caution: may include Mike [Popovic].

• 2000

  • Miscellaneous pictures.

  • Pictures of and involving employees of CollabNet, the wacky place where I work.

  • Pictures from Christmas.

  • Pictures from Thanksgiving.

  • September 16-18: A road trip to Bakersfield, LA, and back with Joe Mahoney. Part of the Behind The Curtain project. Quite transparently an exploitation of the fact that "root" is a dirty word in New Zealand English.

  • August 5: Pictures from a bonfire on Mike Popovic's private beach. Includes some nice ocean shots.

  • August 4: I took pictures of American home appliances to investigate reports that said appliances are horribly designed.

  • July 19: Pictures from the O'Reilly Open Source Conference. Includes pictures taken by Jon Stevens and Cam.

  • July: Pictures taken during my getting used to San Francisco.

  • June 30-July 6: A trip north to Sequim, Washington

  • June 21: My great-uncle Justin took Celeste and myself boating. Here are the pictures.

  • June 4: Fabulous pictures of the Code Pimps (actually, that subset of the Code Pimps which did actual pimping of code) as we created an ASP class reservation system. The stress of this arduous task caused me to revert to shark form.

  • June: Photographic tours of places I was then about to leave by graduating from UCLA.
    • Boelter Hall
    • My apartment on Gayley
    • Peter Hodgson's office
    • The CSUA lounge (which tragically did not last long after I graduated)
    • The sights of UCLA

• 1999

  • Miscellaneous pictures of me and others

  • June 2 through June 10: Webcam pictures from Joshua Barratt's webcam while he and I were tormenting, and being tormented by, the dread mini-Unix known as Minix, all in the name of Operating Systems education. Only the last one is posed.

    Josh's friend Justin is in pictures 9 through 11. He kinda looks like Dr. Bashir from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. I don't know what happened to picture 8. I don't think there ever was one.

• 1998

  • December: If you like weird pictures of me, my family, or weird tourist places in the Southwestern United States, you will, by construction, like my Texas travelogue.

  • July 23: Pictures at an exhibition of music at Coffee Junction in Tarzana. If you don't know where Tarzana is, you don't want to know. Performing were Adam Kaplan and myself. Pictures taken by Candice Irby.

  • June 5 and 11: Pictures I took in the CSUA lounge.

• Older pictures

  • Me with a giant anthropomorphic pineapple, aged about five (me, not the pineapple).