What would the Church of Holy Topix Believe?

I am founding the Church of Holy Topix, which will reflect the extremely conservative, fundamentalist religious and political beliefs of the average Topix poster. I am a minister ordained by KnuckleheadPreachers.com . Now tithe to me you sinners!

BBBBBB wrote:

I am founding the Church of Holy Topix, which will reflect the extremely conservative, fundamentalist religious and political beliefs of the average Topix poster. I am a minister ordained by KnuckleheadPreachers.com . Now tithe to me you sinners!

Lots of luck with your topic.I think topix is uber liberal myself.

Do you take wooden nickels?
What about slugs?
Personal checks on closed accounts?

BBBBBB wrote:

I am founding the Church of Holy Topix, which will reflect the extremely conservative, fundamentalist religious and political beliefs of the average Topix poster. I am a minister ordained by KnuckleheadPreachers.com . Now tithe to me you sinners!

you obviosly are stuck in some kind of time warp..........almost everyone here is a left wing loving,wanna save the world liberal who would like nothing better than turn this country into a socialist,tree hugging ,ball less country like france

Gospel of Matthew 7:15-20

Jesus said to his disciples:
“Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing,
but underneath are ravenous wolves.
By their fruits you will know them.
Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles?
Just so, every good tree bears good fruit,
and a rotten tree bears bad fruit.
A good tree cannot bear bad fruit,
nor can a rotten tree bear good fruit.
Every tree that does not bear good fruit will be cut down
and thrown into the fire.

So by their fruits you will know them.”

dave_psl_fl wrote:

<quoted text>you obviosly are stuck in some kind of time warp..........almost everyone here is a left wing loving,wanna save the world liberal who would like nothing better than turn this country into a socialist,tree hugging ,ball less country like france

Be quiet you Bush loving republican freehole!

Topix is all preachers, no congregation

Moncie wrote:

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Be quiet you Bush loving republican freehole!

hey munchy i left you a message on the tiger wood thread..........it fits you to a tee......get it?

BBBBBB wrote:

I am founding the Church of Holy Topix, which will reflect the extremely conservative, fundamentalist religious and political beliefs of the average Topix poster. I am a minister ordained by KnuckleheadPreachers.com . Now tithe to me you sinners!

funny

more deaf than dumb wrote:

Topix is all preachers, no congregation

And - all chiefs and no Indians.

lol

The Holy Topix Prayer

Our Moderator, Who art in Topix,
Addictive be thy Forums.
Thy Keyboard come.
Thy Edits be done, on the Internet as it is on my PC.
Give us this day our daily spam.
And forgive us our insults,
as we forgive those who insult us.
And lead us not into chatrooms,
but deliver us from trolls. Amen.

Hail Topix

Hail Topix,
Full of Spam,
The Moderator is with thee.
Blessed art thou among websites,
and blessed are thy Polls
and thy Forums.
Holy Topix,
Purveyor of Opinions,
pray for us trolls now,
and at the hour of posting.

Amen.

Gospel of Topix 3:21

The Moderator said to his minions:
“Beware of false posters, who type nonsense as truth,
but really they are trolls sitting around in their underwear.
By their posts you will know them.
Do people find the truth in hate, or
the good in insults?
Just so, every good computer yields good results,
and a rotten computer yields bad results.
A good computer cannot yield bad results,
nor can a rotten computer yield good results.
Every computer that does not yield good results will be disconnected, unplugged and recycled.

So by their posts you will know them.”

this is my preacher.... http://www.fartingpreacher.org/

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/175084/the_fart...

dave_psl_fl wrote:

<quoted text>hey munchy i left you a message on the tiger wood thread..........it fits you to a tee......get it?

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Lighten up, I was just pokin fun. Geez, everybody's so cranky today.

Moncie wrote:

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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Lighten up, I was just pokin fun. Geez, everybody's so cranky today.

no moncie i have read to many of your posts........way to egotistical and self righteous for me

Hey Lucy!*waves*

dave_psl_fl wrote:

<quoted text>no moncie i have read to many of your posts........way to egotistical and self righteous for me

I like Moncie.... She hates Bush too! That makes *you* the minority!

Jayde wrote:

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I like Moncie.... She hates Bush too! That makes *you* the minority!

I like "Lack of Bush".