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Copyright Stuart MacfarlaneYou
know you’re a chocoholic if :
Your
favourite wine is Cocoa Cuvee Brut.
You
only ever bathe in hot chocolate.
You
fall asleep by counting chocolate sheep jumping a chocolate fence
You
have a tendency to melt in hot weather
You
name your children Nestle
and Lindt.
You
have a huge collection of chocolate bar wrappers.
You
judge people by the type of chocolate they eat.
You
have panic attacks when down to your last ten bars.
You
receive volume discounts from your suppliers.
Your
recipe for choc chip cookies has only one ingredient - chocolate.
You
wear essence of cocoa perfume on special occasions.
You
spend more time planning chocolate extravaganzas than planning your
career.
You
campaign to have a national holiday created to commemorate the discovery
of cocoa.
You
consider ‘Death by Chocolate’ the only way to go.
You eat an entire batch of newly baked brownies before they have time to cool. |
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