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Humour Books by the Weird Website Webmaster- must buy presents for Christmas, Birthdays, Halloween, New Year, Hogmanay, summer holidays, anniversaries, fun days, sad days, weekends, Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, Sundays - or any other day you want to celebrate!!!
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Utterly Adorable Cats By Stuart & Linda Macfarlane Published by Exley Publications Extracts: What I like doing best is Nothing. I can spend a huge amount of time doing Nothing without ever tiring of it. The best time for doing Nothing is when your humans are rushing about doing Everything and you just lie back comfortably, watching. Miss Fluffy 2004 A.D.
To be able to practice five virtues everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect existence - selfishness, laziness, stubbornness, voracity and arrogance. Catfucious 598 B.C. When I’m out I want to be in. When I’m in I want to be out. And often I want to be in and out all at the same time.
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The Little Book of The Internet By Stuart & Linda Macfarlane Illustrated by Roland Fiddy Published by Exley Publications Now, instead of surfing the Web, you can simply drown in it. This hilarious guide to totally screwing up on the Internet will be deeply enriching for all the computer idiots in your life. So save their sanity. Give them copies! In other countries - please check your online or local bookstore. |
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The Little Book of Stress
By Stuart & Linda Macfarlane Illustrated by Roland Fiddy Published by Exley Publications
Are you being driven mad by all this New Age calm and serenity? Well, The Little Book of Stress is the perfect antidote. It is packed with simple, practical suggestions that will raise your blood pressure, stoke up that tension and drive you totally crazy!
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German Alles über Stress French Le Petit Livre Du StressPortuguese O pepueno livro do Stress Italian Stressami, Stress! Slovenian Knjizica O Stresu - Stres Finnish Pieni Elamanopas Stressi Spanish El pequeno libro del Estres Swedish Lilla boken om Stress Danish Den lille bog om StressDutch Stress! Zo krijg je het . . .
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Le Petit Livre Du Stress
Ne commencez-vous pas à en avoir tout à fait marre de cette sérénité, ce << nouvel âge zen >> !? Bien, dans ce cas, ce Petite Livre Du Stress est le parfait antidote. Rempli de conseils simples et pratiques, il fera monter votre pression sanguine, votre tension et vous rendra dingue !
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Uwot?! What those text messages really mean. under the pseudonym Stuart McLean
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Not quite got the hang of deciphering them either?
Did that simple ‘LuvU’ mean, ‘You are my life, my world, my everything’? Or did it mean, ‘I slept with your best friend last night and now I’m feeling guilty’? If you’re suffering from texting paranoia and find yourself pondering over the potential hidden meaning of each message then this is the book for you. Never have so few letters said so much.
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Over 30’s JokesBy Stuart & Linda Macfarlane Illustrated by Bill Stott Published by Exley Publications An original collection of jokes, quips and wicked observations on life after thirty. Over 30s’ Jokes is the perfect antidote for those thirty-something blues.
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Language Title Finnish Mikä vitsi! Minäkö 30-vuotias? French On n’a pas tout les jours 30 ansSwedish Lilla skamtboken till dig Over 30 Slovenian Sale po tridesetem
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Mikä vitsi! Minäkö 30-vuotias?
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Old Wreck JokesBy Stuart & Linda Macfarlane Illustrated by Bill Stott Published by Exley Publications Down with youth – in with The Oldies! Old Wrecks are back with a vengeance . . . Wrecking revenge on their offspring and anyone who crosses the path of their walking frames! This collection of jokes makes the perfect gift for anyone enjoying life in the not-so-fast lane. So remember, if the wig fits, wear it!
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Finnish Minäkö muka vanha
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Minäkö muka vanha
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The Little Book of Calm for CatsBy Stuart & Linda Macfarlane Illustrated by Erika Oller Published by Transworld Publications Life is changing rapidly with each new day more chaotic than the last. These changes have been particularly horrific for cats for while a mere four thousand years ago they were revered as gods, now they must co-exist on almost equal terms with humans. This terrible comedown in status has severely shaken their self-esteem. A modern cat has so many pressures placed on it, so many commitments. There are mice to chase, curtains to scratch, humans to train .... and a vast amount of sleeping and grooming to fit in. It's not surprising that so many suffer from stress and experience burnout even before they reach their fourth life. The Little Book of Calm for Cats aims to remedy this problem by helping them find moments of calm in their frenzied existence. By following the book's advice serenity and tranquillity will once again permeate each of their nine lives.
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Weird humor books strange joke book cat humour internet jokes books - calm for cats the little book of stress utterly adorable cats the little book of the internet, UWot, over 30s jokes, old wreck's jokes . . . |